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Post by shetani on Dec 25, 2006 16:15:48 GMT -5
MI-YULZ LEWIS, you tell me what campuses you'll be visiting RIGHT NOW. I have just got be there. And totally not give you my rare brand of airborne herpes. Totally not.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 25, 2006 16:53:07 GMT -5
MI-YULZ LEWIS, you tell me what campuses you'll be visiting RIGHT NOW. I have just got be there. And totally not give you my rare brand of airborne herpes. Totally not. You should try absentence.....
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Post by shetani on Dec 25, 2006 18:31:33 GMT -5
Abstinence? Pah!
Man, I am syphilis. I breathe herpes and bathe in pure HIV-positive blood. For supper, I like a nice, warm plate of chlamydia and gonorrhea sprinkled with public lice. Mmm-MMM.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 25, 2006 19:12:20 GMT -5
Yes...I can see I'm too late.
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Post by valentine on Dec 25, 2006 20:15:36 GMT -5
I thought it was NEVER TO LATE TO BE SAVED, huh , Patriot? Abstinence? Pah! Man, I am syphilis. I breathe herpes and bathe in pure HIV-positive blood. For supper, I like a nice, warm plate of chlamydia and gonorrhea sprinkled with public lice. Mmm-MMM. ROFL.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 25, 2006 22:16:02 GMT -5
I think her virtue, along with yours as well, waived bye bye a long time ago.
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Post by valentine on Dec 25, 2006 22:20:42 GMT -5
Hmm, how do you waive your virtue? Did I sign off on that? Where is the Virtue Waiver Form? Because I would like to fill it out. This virtue is more trouble than it's worth.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 25, 2006 22:30:00 GMT -5
Purity you know....
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Post by valentine on Dec 25, 2006 22:34:14 GMT -5
Oh, so it was the Purity Waiver Form. My mistake!
Pacp, the take-home point is:
"Waved"=////= "Waived"
Any questions?
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Post by oap001 on Dec 25, 2006 22:37:04 GMT -5
I'm just making the point that it is important to keep yourself pure. Don't you think??
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Post by valentine on Dec 25, 2006 23:10:59 GMT -5
Purity is a state of mind. ;D
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Post by cervyy on Dec 25, 2006 23:49:24 GMT -5
I'm just making the point that it is important to keep yourself pure. Don't you think?? Be pure in this day and wicked age? Please, Pach, now yer REALLY pullin' my leg!
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 0:36:02 GMT -5
I think her virtue, along with yours as well, waived bye bye a long time ago. You finally got something right. I'm so proud, Patty! Excuse me, but I have to go plot my corruption of Miles now.
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Post by messengermicah on Dec 26, 2006 1:36:31 GMT -5
Val,
You are wrong again about what you understand from the Bible. I believe this is the second time this week. There does come a point when it is too late for a person to be saved.
Hebrews 12 says "Esau found no place of repentance though he sought it carefully with tears."
Romans 1 says in verse 24, 26, and 28 that God gave certain people over to their sins.
Genesis 6:3 says "God's spirit will not strive with man always".
Hebrews 3 says in the day you hear God's voice to harden not your heart.
Proverbs 29:1 says "He that being often reproved and hardens his neck shall suddenly be destroyed and that without remedy."
1 Timothy 4 says you can sear your conscience.
My prescription for you is less thinking and more Bible reading.
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Post by messengermicah on Dec 26, 2006 1:37:25 GMT -5
shetani,
My prescription for you is less gangster rap videos and porno and more Bible reading.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 9:11:53 GMT -5
Purity is a state of mind. ;D "Ye have wearied the LORD with your words. Yet ye say, Wherein have we wearied him? When ye say, Every one that doeth evil is good in the sight of the LORD..." -Malachi 2:17 "For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts," -2nd Timothy 3:6 The word "silly" in the Greek means "a little woman" (used contemptuously; i.e., without respect; in a disdainful manner). "But she that liveth in pleasure is dead while she liveth."-1st Timothy5:6 Such women commit their fornications and adulteries, defiling their bodies with ungodly men(or other women yuck), despising God's commands, and then proclaim their innocence (VAL)as though they have done nothing wrong and sinful...(sure it's a state of mind right) "Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness."-Proverb 30:20Women need to get back to being ladies. A good site to visit is www.ladiesagainstfeminism.orgBy the way, God will hold every imprudently dressed woman accountable on judgment day. "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." -Deuteronomy 22:5 Are you a little person? Are you part of the problem or the solution? Are you an advertisement for Satan? Is your mind in the garbage? Are you a silly woman?
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Post by valentine on Dec 26, 2006 11:09:25 GMT -5
Once again the Patriot flings a bunch of ad-hominem-flavored s-h-i-t and pretends to know what kind of person I am and what sorts of behavior I engage in.
His assumptions include, but are not limited to:
--That Valentine engages in promiscuous sex. --That Valentine engages in adultery. --That Valentine has sexual relations with men and/or women. --That Valentine dresses "imprudently" (aka: that I am a ho). --That Valentine lives only for pleasure (probably sexual pleasure).
All of the above, by the way, are not true.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 12:54:11 GMT -5
What did you mean whan you say you consider people, of both sexes to be 'humans". That they are all just "humans" to you?
Anyway, you sure do enable imprudently Val. You really do.
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Post by valentine on Dec 26, 2006 14:19:26 GMT -5
What did you mean whan you say you consider people, of both sexes to be 'humans". That they are all just "humans" to you? What the crap are you talking about now? Anyway, you sure do enable imprudently Val. You really do. You do enable stupidity, Patriot. You really do.
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 14:50:31 GMT -5
shetani, My prescription for you is less gangster rap videos and porno and more Bible reading. B-but I love porn! Especially the gay type! And like, I burned the last bible in my house years ago! I even remember. First I burned it, then I shat on the ashes, then stuffed it under my pillow and had a threesome fornication extravaganza on the very same bed! Good times, good times. Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness. -Proverb 30:20 Sowee pal, but I never deny my own wickedness. Does that mean I missed the 'adulterous woman' title? By the way, God will hold every imprudently dressed woman accountable on judgment day. Indeed, the LORD shall gather all the hot, scantily dressed woman to his side, and lovingly HE shall place them upon HIS lap. So begineth a wonderous thingy-sucking orgy, and all the angels of heaven shall grasp their trumpets and huff with pleasure. HIS mighty ejaculate shall gush forth and cleanse the harlots of their sin eternally in a sparkling, sticky mush; henceforth they shall no longer be harlots but HIS beloved hoz, and shall engage in HIS endless gangbang of love. Praise da LAWD, son! And Patty, please refrain from calling Valentine a ho, harlot, adulterer, or sex-freak. That would be my description, kthxbye.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 15:15:03 GMT -5
What did you mean whan you say you consider people, of both sexes to be 'humans". That they are all just "humans" to you? What the crap are you talking about now? Anyway, you sure do enable imprudently Val. You really do. You do enable stupidity, Patriot. You really do. Check it out...it was in one of your past posts. An open endorsement of bi-sexuality I suppose. Oh but its not lesbianism??
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Post by valentine on Dec 26, 2006 15:23:08 GMT -5
Of course I endorse bisexuality. As much as I endorse heterosexuality and homosexuality. But you knew that. Why is this a new concept?
I still have no idea what you're talking about, and the fact that you seem to remember my past posts more than I do slightly freaks me out.
Shetani, LMAO. Before Jesse deletes that comment, anyway.
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 15:32:31 GMT -5
Shetani, LMAO. Before Jesse deletes that comment, anyway. What?! Jesse would delete a comment? I thought he was far too strong and courageous in Jayzus to be scared of 'ole Shetani. In fact, I thought he would print such a deliciously satanic comment and keep it as a prime example of ee-vul at work. Sigh. How horrifically unimpressive.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 15:52:55 GMT -5
I have a good memory.... It appeared to me that this was an admission of bi-sexuality. I did not mean to insult you. One minute you appear to be all about gay rights, then the next you are like me...no way. Plus there was that one post where you said that you did not want to talk about your sexuality. I don't understand when you are put on the defensive about this you cry foul?? Maybe someone will out you??
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 15:55:33 GMT -5
Val, I think that Patty might be madly in love with you. I can just imagine him sitting at his computer and dreaming about giving you a holy bangin' as the tower of empty pizza boxes beside his desk lurches ominously.
And like, I love how he has yet to commend me on my excellent vision of the Lawd and his endless ho'fest. Have I scared you yet?
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 16:08:30 GMT -5
shetani, I'm sure you are a white....skinney....somewhat nerdy..possibly goth kid with a big imagination.
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 16:16:39 GMT -5
shetani, I'm sure you are a white....skinney....somewhat nerdy..possibly goth kid with a big imagination. Wrong again! Shetani is: - Hispanic - Skinny (got one right!) - Intelligent (studying optional) - Sadistically imaginative - Pretty much awesome - Fond of eating goth children and/or emo kids And I can think independently! Legasp! Seeing that I'm such a nice, gentle person and all, I've decided to give you half-credit for the 'white' assumption, since I do have blondeish hair under the dye. Other than that and the skinny part, you get an F. Hit the books!
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Post by valentine on Dec 26, 2006 16:24:42 GMT -5
I have a good memory.... It appeared to me that this was an admission of bi-sexuality. I did not mean to insult you. One minute you appear to be all about gay rights, then the next you are like me...no way. Plus there was that one post where you said that you did not want to talk about your sexuality. I don't understand when you are put on the defensive about this you cry foul?? Maybe someone will out you?? NEVER. STOP. POSTING. ;D ;D ;D Oh my god this is amazing. What the crap are you talking about?? XDDD "Like you"? Pacp, I hope to every god that may or may not exist that I am never like you. I like spelling words correctly. You're not insulting me; you're making my afternoon brighter! Just in case you were ever confused, dear Patty (I like that name, Shetani, hehe), and since this is obviously something you think about constantly, here are my thoughts on sexuality. Lots of TMI for you, yay! I do not label myself, and am open to attraction to both genders. People are people to me, nothing more and nothing less. I have a very low sex drive, and do not run across many people who appear attractive to me. When I do, in my experience it has been an individual thing, rather than what sort of equipment they happen to possess. "Sexual orientation" =////= "sexual activity." In other words, just because I think that Bob is cute doesn't mean I'm going to go sex him up. I'd really appreciate it if you'd quit confusing my sexual identity, which is an important and inseparable part of my self-concept, with my sexual behavior, which is non-existent at this point in time. As far as sexual morality is concerned, sexual behavior is something that I (will) reserve for a committed, monogamous relationship with the person I intend to spend the rest of my life with. Assuming they ever come along. If not, that's fine, 'cos better to spend my life looking for the right person than spend it with the wrong one! And I'm more than relationships/sex/finding-an-s.o. anyway. That is not my purpose in life. If it happens, yay; if not, I'll get on with my life. That's me. I don't pass judgment on others if they decide to sexually express themselves differently. Provided that said behavior does not violate another's rights. If for some reason it does (mostly applicable to rape), I will wholeheartedly support prosecution to the fullest extent of the law for these individuals. Does that answer...whatever strange question you were asking me? Because I'm still not sure what you said, but one thing I would like to clear up is that I am not defensive, easily offended, or shy about answering these questions. As I think the above paragraph would indicate.
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Post by oap001 on Dec 26, 2006 16:25:05 GMT -5
Some of my best friends are hispanic......I think I'll give you half credit for that....being that I like your culture.....very tight family units. I thought you were white because you appear to reject the whole idea family.
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Post by shetani on Dec 26, 2006 16:26:30 GMT -5
Wait, so all Hispanics have tight families? Really? I know a whole bunch of them who are orphans, disowned, divorced, or otherwise estranged. Looks like someone is making assumptions.
Oh, and since when did I reject the idea of family?
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