Post by Jesse Morrell on Jul 5, 2006 21:55:30 GMT -5
Good news! After much hard work at stealing, killing, and destroying, the devil has finally thrown in the towel. That means we no longer have to worry about the devil here in the 21 Century. Today the devil has taken up much more milder, innocent occupations.
No longer interested in brainwashing our children and society, to pollute their minds with filth and rot, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent music producer!
No longer interested in tempted with lust and vanity, the devil changed occupations to become an innocent fashion designer!
No longer interested in cultivated an appetite for blood and violence in people, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent movie director!
No longer interested in searing the consciences of children soon to be adults, numbing their senses and promoting beatings and shootings, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent video game designer!
No longer interested in corrupting our government, outlawing Christianity and legalizing immorality, the devil has changed occupations to be an innocent politician!
No longer interested in molding and shaping our future world leaders, to instill in them unbelief and hostility towards the gospel, the devil has changed occupations to be an innocent college professor!
And no longer interested in perverting the gospel of Jesus Christ, giving false peace and false assurance of salvation, convincing men that God is not angry and that He accepts them as they are, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent preacher.
Let’s just enjoy our innocent music, our innocent fashion, our innocent movies and our innocent video games. Let’s just trust our politicians, our professors, and our preachers.
Isn’t it great that we don’t have to worry about the devil in the 21 Century? Be at ease. Be at peace. Stop striving and fighting for there is no war to fight anymore. All is well with hell. Be at peace with the devil. Let’s just keep blindly believing that the devil is no longer here to “steal, kill, and destroy”. Let’s just keep living as though the devil is retired, as the world around us continues to sink deeper and deeper into hell.
No longer interested in brainwashing our children and society, to pollute their minds with filth and rot, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent music producer!
No longer interested in tempted with lust and vanity, the devil changed occupations to become an innocent fashion designer!
No longer interested in cultivated an appetite for blood and violence in people, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent movie director!
No longer interested in searing the consciences of children soon to be adults, numbing their senses and promoting beatings and shootings, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent video game designer!
No longer interested in corrupting our government, outlawing Christianity and legalizing immorality, the devil has changed occupations to be an innocent politician!
No longer interested in molding and shaping our future world leaders, to instill in them unbelief and hostility towards the gospel, the devil has changed occupations to be an innocent college professor!
And no longer interested in perverting the gospel of Jesus Christ, giving false peace and false assurance of salvation, convincing men that God is not angry and that He accepts them as they are, the devil has changed occupations to become an innocent preacher.
Let’s just enjoy our innocent music, our innocent fashion, our innocent movies and our innocent video games. Let’s just trust our politicians, our professors, and our preachers.
Isn’t it great that we don’t have to worry about the devil in the 21 Century? Be at ease. Be at peace. Stop striving and fighting for there is no war to fight anymore. All is well with hell. Be at peace with the devil. Let’s just keep blindly believing that the devil is no longer here to “steal, kill, and destroy”. Let’s just keep living as though the devil is retired, as the world around us continues to sink deeper and deeper into hell.