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Post by GAYdolf SHITler on Apr 11, 2006 20:23:14 GMT -5
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Post by Harold on Apr 11, 2006 20:24:52 GMT -5
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Post by Oh on Apr 11, 2006 20:27:28 GMT -5
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Post by GAYdolf SHITler on Apr 11, 2006 20:27:32 GMT -5
NOW WE'RE GETTIN SOMEWHERE GENTS
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Post by knmu on Apr 11, 2006 20:29:40 GMT -5
tinwopoc
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Post by bunnybunnyfufu on Apr 11, 2006 20:32:01 GMT -5
what happened to free speech
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Post by bord iz lyfe on Apr 11, 2006 22:03:59 GMT -5
o i c
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Post by Morluna on Apr 11, 2006 22:06:32 GMT -5
Wow. I am deeply offended by this sinful and ungodly post. You heathens need to find Christ and be saved as soon as possible, or you will end up in eternal Hell forever!! Also God will hate you!!!
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JUST KIDDING GUYS!!!! XD *hugs the newcomers*
Hello and shalom! Welcome to our happy abode!
- Morluna the Heckler and Would-Be Jezebel
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Post by valentine on Apr 11, 2006 22:11:46 GMT -5
Yes. Morluna is correct. Thou must repent for lo, the Word of god says that all sinners shall face eternal hellfire. For we are all sinners in the hands of an angry god, you heathen swine! All you newcomers have a Jezebel spirit within you--it poisons your souuuuuls!
REPENT, OH WANDERING LAMBS. THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!
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Post by Miles Lewis on Apr 11, 2006 22:13:58 GMT -5
Wow. I am deeply offended by this sinful and ungodly post. You heathens need to find Christ and be saved as soon as possible, or you will end up in eternal Hell forever!! Also God will hate you!!! Morluna, you would make a good preacher! Miles
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Apr 11, 2006 22:15:06 GMT -5
So would Valentine.
If you two get saved, there might be a position with Open Air Outreach for you.
So repent of your sins you wicked women.
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Post by ejuliot on Apr 11, 2006 22:21:47 GMT -5
Isa 5:18 Woe unto them that draw iniquity with cords of vanity, and sin as it were with a cart rope: Isa 5:19 That say, Let him make speed, and hasten his work, that we may see it: and let the counsel of the Holy One of Israel draw nigh and come, that we may know it! Isa 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter! Isa 5:21 Woe unto them that are wise in their own eyes, and prudent in their own sight! Isa 5:22 Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink: Isa 5:23 Which justify the wicked for reward, and take away the righteousness of the righteous from him! Isa 5:24 Therefore as the fire devoureth the stubble, and the flame consumeth the chaff, so their root shall be as rottenness, and their blossom shall go up as dust: because they have cast away the law of the LORD of hosts, and despised the word of the Holy One of Israel.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 11, 2006 22:24:21 GMT -5
Wow. I am deeply offended by this sinful and ungodly post. You heathens need to find Christ and be saved as soon as possible, or you will end up in eternal Hell forever!! Also God will hate you!!! Morluna, you would make a good preacher! Miles IF I were a man.... right? ;D Oh yay Jesse! Does that mean we get to travel around with you guys? That would be even more hysterical than just chatting on the boards!
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Post by Kerrigan on Apr 11, 2006 22:36:08 GMT -5
Well...being that they're at my house, I can attest to the fact that they need someone to do their laundry, cook their meals and massage their feet after a hard, long day of preaching... ;D ;D
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Post by Miles Lewis on Apr 11, 2006 22:41:21 GMT -5
Morluna, you would make a good preacher! Miles IF I were a man.... right? ;D Oh yay Jesse! Does that mean we get to travel around with you guys? That would be even more hysterical than just chatting on the boards! Well... uhh... I mean maybe a secretarial position.... JK ;D
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Post by drsocc on Apr 11, 2006 22:45:03 GMT -5
Why can't you just make an exception this one time and please take down my photo? This is very distressing.
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Post by Juli on Apr 11, 2006 23:41:04 GMT -5
Morluna, women can open air preach by the way, I haven't seen any man on there who thinks otherwise. So what are you waiting for? Confess, Repent, and serve the Lord. Or face an eternity in hell where thinking about the "fun times" you had on these boards suddenly won't be fun anymore and you'll know how serious we were in warning you. But, you have been warned, rebuked, corrected, loved, prayed for, and taught. What WILL be your excuse before God on judgment day?
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Post by cheesedong on Apr 12, 2006 8:52:33 GMT -5
guys i think i pooped my pants.
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Post by valentine on Apr 12, 2006 10:14:01 GMT -5
Well...being that they're at my house, I can attest to the fact that they need someone to do their laundry, cook their meals and massage their feet after a hard, long day of preaching... ;D ;D Careful, Rev. I think that's Miles's job. He wouldn't want us to infringe on his territory.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 12, 2006 10:32:21 GMT -5
Miles and Rev: Oh you guys are too funny... *rolls eyes* How about not? I don't clean my OWN house regularly I sure as hell don't have time to be cleaning any man's. I gots better things to do with my time, like... college.
Juli: But why is it okay for a woman to open-air preach but not hold her own congregation? It's okay to raise her voice and spread the word, as long as she doesn't secure her own establishment, a paid position, and a place of authority by doing so? That's ridiculous.
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Post by luvofchrist on Apr 12, 2006 11:38:59 GMT -5
If I may be so bold as to answer on Juli's behalf....
A woman can open air preach because the Scriptures say that a woman is not to be in authority over a man in the church. Open air preaching is not the church nor is she in authority over anyone...anyone can walk away at any time.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 12, 2006 22:01:25 GMT -5
If I may be so bold as to answer on Juli's behalf.... A woman can open air preach because the Scriptures say that a woman is not to be in authority over a man in the church. Open air preaching is not the church nor is she in authority over anyone...anyone can walk away at any time. But... have you ever considered WHY the Bible says this? Do you not think that it could be because men wrote the Bible? Couldn't this simply be a way for men to oppress us women in the name of God? After all, if they claim it to be God's word, people will be less likely to dispute the matter. This makes perfect sense to me. The same goes for the biblical lines supposedly concerning homosexuality actually... couldn't politically driven, homophobic men have simply added those lines in order to fit the text to their own social motives? This is why I have a hard time accepting any text as fact if it feels morally wrong to me. There is far too much opportunity for manipulation and deceit in that text.
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Post by tonyholland on Apr 12, 2006 23:39:46 GMT -5
It wouldn't have made much sense. If men were going to make changes to oppress women, they probably would have done away with some of these verses to reduce their own accountability
Eph 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself up for it;
Eph 5:33 Nevertheless do ye also severally love each one his own wife even as himself; and let the wife see that she fear her husband.
1Co 7:3 Let the husband render unto the wife her due: and likewise also the wife unto the husband.
Pro 5:18 Let thy fountain be blessed; And rejoice in the wife of thy youth.
Pro 18:22 Whoso findeth a wife findeth a good thing, And obtaineth favor of Jehovah.
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Post by Jules on Apr 15, 2006 14:14:25 GMT -5
If I may be so bold as to answer on Juli's behalf.... A woman can open air preach because the Scriptures say that a woman is not to be in authority over a man in the church. Open air preaching is not the church nor is she in authority over anyone...anyone can walk away at any time. Morluna, the roles of men and women are a picture of God the Father and God the Son (Christ). Jesus was in no way inferior than God the Father, neither are women inferior at all to men. But, Jesus willingly chose (not forced) to submit to His Father's will and came to earth, bore the wrath of God for our sins, and died as punishment for our sins. Likewise, women are to assume the role God gave us, we are to willingly submit, as Christ did, to our husbands and men in the church. We are not to have authority over them in the sense of "ruling" this only applies in the church and the home. It truly isn't a bad thing - men have it worse actually, they are called to DIE in a sense. They are to love their wives as Christ loved the church, - and of course Christ's way of showing and proving this love was to pour out his life for the church. He died for them. It is in this way men are to love their wives. So you see, if both men and women were in their Biblical role there would be no pushing back against submission to men who are there to protect, love, and provide for you. And by the way, Jesus died for people who mocked him, beat him, spit on it, and killed him thenselves. He didn't wait for them to "respect him" before doing so. Men are called to do the same. But women should submit themselves. It is simply a role, it speaks nothing to value or ability, as Jesus was no less in ability or power than God because Jesus is equal with God. I hope that makes sense.
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