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Post by Morluna on Apr 15, 2006 23:32:47 GMT -5
LOL. Every time I go to the main page and see that thread by Jesse entitled "Homosexual Alert" I laugh because I imagine some guy with a loudspeaker going, "ALERT! ALERT! HOMOS ON THE LOOSE!!!!"
XDDD
It just makes me laugh.
Thought I'd share.
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Post by drsocc on Apr 15, 2006 23:37:49 GMT -5
Yeah, I laugh every time I see it. The thread is something to the effect of, "Ford motor company is losing ground financially because they support homo marriage".
Also, whats with this fixation on gays?
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Post by Morluna on Apr 15, 2006 23:39:18 GMT -5
I think the consensus is it's because they're all closet gays. Ya know, the old projection thing. Basic psychology right there. xD
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Post by drsocc on Apr 15, 2006 23:42:36 GMT -5
HAHA yeah. I kind of lump these guys into a modern equivalent of the people who opposed inter-racial marriage in the 1950s.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 15, 2006 23:45:48 GMT -5
HAHA yeah. I kind of lump these guys into a modern equivalent of the people who opposed inter-racial marriage in the 1950s. EXACTLY.
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Apr 16, 2006 1:43:13 GMT -5
That is equivalent to proposing that democrats that speak out against republicans are actually closet republicans themselves.
The reason we preach against homosexuality is simply because homosexuality is a very prevelent sin today in America. We also preach very strongly against fornication, drunkeness, and all the rest of the sins of our world.
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Post by wanderingtrekker on Apr 16, 2006 16:10:12 GMT -5
*Loud grating noise comes from computer*
THIS IS NOT A TEST. REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A TEST. AT 1706 EDT, AN ALERT WAS ISSUED BY THE MINISTRY FOR STATE SECURITY FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE BOARDS: OPEN AIR OUTREACH. THIS ALERT HAS BEEN CREATED TO WARN YOU OF THE PRESENCE OF LIBERAL-MINDED PERSONS ON YOUR THREADS. ALERT! ALERT! IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THESE PERSONS COULD SPAWN HOMOSEXUALS OF A SEVERE NATURE. PLEASE TAKE ACTION NOW. THE MSS ADVISES ALL GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS TO MOVE TOWARD SAFTEY. PLEASE TAKE SHELTER IN A LOWER STORY OR MOVE TO THE CENTRAL PART OF YOUR HOME IMMEDIATELY. ONCE THERE, HOLD AN IMPROMPTU PRAYER MEETING/BIBLE STUDY. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS, DOORS, AND OUTER ROOMS. THIS IS A LIBERAL ALERT!
REPEATING:
AT 1706 EDT, AN ALERT WAS ISSUED BY THE MINISTRY FOR STATE SECURITY FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE BOARDS: OPEN AIR OUTREACH. THIS ALERT HAS BEEN CREATED TO WARN YOU OF THE PRESENCE OF LIBERAL-MINDED PERSONS ON YOUR THREADS. ALERT! ALERT! IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THESE PERSONS COULD SPAWN HOMOSEXUALS OF A SEVERE NATURE. PLEASE TAKE ACTION NOW. THE MSS ADVISES ALL GOD-FEARING CHRISTIANS TO MOVE TOWARD SAFTEY. PLEASE TAKE SHELTER IN A LOWER STORY OR MOVE TO THE CENTRAL PART OF YOUR HOME IMMEDIATELY. ONCE THERE, HOLD AN IMPROMPTU PRAYER MEETING/BIBLE STUDY. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS, DOORS, AND OUTER ROOMS. THIS IS A LIBERAL ALERT!
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Post by Jules on Apr 16, 2006 19:30:29 GMT -5
THIS IS A TEST. REPEAT, THIS IS A TEST. AT 1930 CST, AN ALERT WAS ISSUED BY THE HOLY SPIRIT FOR THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE BOARDS: OPEN AIR OUTREACH. THIS ALERT HAS BEEN CREATED TO PREPARE YOU FOR THE ONGOING PRESENCE OF UNSAVED SINNERS ON YOUR THREADS. ALERT! ALERT! THIS SITUATION IS A DIRECT RESULT OF THE FATHER'S SOVEREIGN WILL AND FOR HIS PURPOSES. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT THESE PERSONS WILL BECOME AWARE OF THEIR WICKEDNESS BEFORE A HOLY GOD AND REPENT. IT IS ALSO POSSIBLE THAT THEY WILL REMAIN UNDER THE FATHER'S WRATH IF THEY DO NOT REPENT. YOU ARE TO PRAY WITHOUT CEASING FOR THESE INDIVIDUALS. THE ANGELS IN HEAVEN AWAIT THE NOTICE THAT ONE OF THESE HAS REPENTED AND PLACED FAITH IN CHRIST, AND WILL REJOICE. ALL BELIEVERS ARE TO REMAIN IN THE SPIRIT, IN THE WORD, AND IN PRAYER UNTIL YOUR COMMANDER IN CHIEF RETURNS, OR UNTIL YOUR PHYSICAL DEATH. KEEP FIGHTING THE GOOD FIGHT, KEEPING THE FAITH, AND CASTING THE NETS WITH BOLDNESS. LOVE OTHERS MORE THAN YOURSELVES, AND DO NOT CONFORM TO THE PATTERN OF THIS WORLD. AS THIS PATTERN OF WORLDY THINKING IS NOW PRESENT ON YOUR FORUMS IN THE FORM OF DEBATES, FIGHTING, PROFANITY AND OTHER WICKEDNESS IN THE SIGHT OF GOD, YOU WILL CONTINUE TO BE LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS, SALT, AND LIVING TESTIMONIES OF GOD'S GLORY AND GRACE TO ALL WHO BELIEVE.
FROM: HIM WHO IS ABLE TO KEEP YOU FROM FALLING AND PRESENT YOU BLAMELESS BEFORE THE THRONE.
Disclaimer: This was meant in jest of course, I certainly am not presuming to speak as the Holy Spirit, but I wanted to encourage believers on this board that God is certainly working things out for His glory and purposes by the presence of so many unsaved people here, and to remain focused on Him and making Him known, and not the sarcasm, insults, and sin present here. We are His ambassadors.
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Post by drsocc on Apr 16, 2006 20:53:38 GMT -5
That is equivalent to proposing that democrats that speak out against republicans are actually closet republicans themselves. The reason we preach against homosexuality is simply because homosexuality is a very prevelent sin today in America. We also preach very strongly against fornication, drunkeness, and all the rest of the sins of our world. I think you've seen the link to that study that says you're an idiot in the other thread.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 17, 2006 8:28:37 GMT -5
Hahahah *laughs at Jules and Trekker*
Jesse: The political illustration shows me that you have no idea what being homosexual is like in our society. I highly doubt you're going to be ostracized from society for being a "closet republican."
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Post by ejuliot on Apr 20, 2006 20:44:45 GMT -5
Hahahah *laughs at Jules and Trekker* Jesse: The political illustration shows me that you have no idea what being homosexual is like in our society. I highly doubt you're going to be ostracized from society for being a "closet republican." Obviously you've never been to California!
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Post by wanderingtrekker on Apr 21, 2006 0:18:06 GMT -5
Well, I'm an "out" democrat. I suppose you've never been to Georgia!
I loved California, by the way.
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Post by valentine on Apr 21, 2006 8:36:21 GMT -5
Yeah, Libertarian in South Carolina over here.
It's not the same thing. Though being one of only two non-religious individuals at a Catholic school might come closer.
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Post by Morluna on Apr 21, 2006 14:18:48 GMT -5
Good point Val. I think it's worth noting that, and this is judging on what I have personally seen from the members of this forum as well as other Christian fundamentalists I've spoken to in the past, whenever they're placed in a situation where they are in the minority or they're faced with arguments against their points... their reaction is to run or throw up their hands in defense and scream BIBLE BIBLE BIBLE BIBLE!!! They don't know the meaning of diversity, and they've probably never been in the situation of having to be the minority. Correct me if I'm wrong guys, I may be drawing false conclusions for some of you. That's just what I've seen from some of the members here, the ones I've personally met.
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Post by darcfollowingjesus on Apr 21, 2006 19:41:24 GMT -5
Good point Val. I think it's worth noting that, and this is judging on what I have personally seen from the members of this forum as well as other Christian fundamentalists I've spoken to in the past, whenever they're placed in a situation where they are in the minority or they're faced with arguments against their points... their reaction is to run or throw up their hands in defense and scream BIBLE BIBLE BIBLE BIBLE!!! They don't know the meaning of diversity, and they've probably never been in the situation of having to be the minority. Correct me if I'm wrong guys, I may be drawing false conclusions for some of you. That's just what I've seen from some of the members here, the ones I've personally met. You are right I don't know the meaning of diversity. God speaks to us that are saved and tells us to forsake the ways of the flesh and the world and to put our minds and thoughts on Him and of our home (heaven). It is such a liberating thing to have been set free from the bondage of sin that so weighed me down! The truth of the matter is we are a very small minority. Jesus said "Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it." Matthew 7:13,14 Our view may seem harsh however the very root of it is absolute love. There is nothing more that I desire than to see another soul turn from their course that leads to destruction and enter life everlasting through the Lamb of God! Truth reigns in the Word.
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Post by Miles Lewis on Apr 24, 2006 19:05:04 GMT -5
Morluna
We put ourselves in the minority every day on campuses, sort of... (One of us with God makes the majority.) They should be diverse enough to accept our intolerance.
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