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Post by valentine on May 20, 2006 21:11:59 GMT -5
I see thousands of college girls every day. ZOMG WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR FREE TIME? ? I am glad you think I am "winderfuly" made. But actually, nobody made my abs but me, myself, and six months of hard work. I don't care.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 20, 2006 21:12:19 GMT -5
Do any of you understand where he's(PACP) going with this? Can someone please tell me that he's not actually this stupid, so I don't have to bang my head against the wall? Thank you for your support.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 20, 2006 21:13:25 GMT -5
After all that excerise, you must have strong arms!!!
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Post by pacp on May 20, 2006 21:17:45 GMT -5
I see thousands of college girls every day. ZOMG WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR FREE TIME? ? I am glad you think I am "winderfuly" made. But actually, nobody made my abs but me, myself, and six months of hard work. I don't care. I work in a college town you goofball.
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Post by valentine on May 20, 2006 21:20:02 GMT -5
After all that excerise, you must have strong arms!!! ::LMAO:: That was better than my retort. Thanks, by the way. That was taken last summer and I'm trying to get back there. Luckily, abs are some of the easiest muscles to tone. Speaking of, maybe if I do 50 crunches between each post here, I'll feel less guilty about wasting my life on these boards. About pacp (by the way, his name makes me think of pap smears), I've almost started to wonder if he's a troll. I've got a pretty good ear for sarcasm and from examining his posts, I really find it hard to believe that somebody is legitimately this incoherent. What do y'all think?
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 20, 2006 21:20:17 GMT -5
I've never heard of such a type of ball before.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 20, 2006 21:22:39 GMT -5
After all that excerise, you must have strong arms!!! ::LMAO:: That was better than my retort. Thanks, by the way. That was taken last summer and I'm trying to get back there. Luckily, abs are some of the easiest muscles to tone. Speaking of, maybe if I do 50 crunches between each post here, I'll feel less guilty about wasting my life on these boards. About pacp (by the way, his name makes me think of pap smears), I've almost started to wonder if he's a troll. I've got a pretty good ear for sarcasm and from examining his posts, I really find it hard to believe that somebody is legitimately this incoherent. What do y'all think? I need to start running and crunching too, i thinks. And I wouldn't be surprised if he was for real.... I've seen real christians that are worse.
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Post by valentine on May 20, 2006 21:25:07 GMT -5
I need to start running and crunching too, i thinks. Yeah, I ran three miles today, I think. I know my route at school is 4 miles but I'm not exactly sure how long the trail at my house is. I also swim regularly, but I'm too emotional about having to leave coaching to get in the pool with a clear head right now. When I'm crying when "Photograph" by Nickelback comes on the radio, I know I need to stay away from potential "triggers." We should be health partners. Merlin knows I need someone to keep me accountable. My sister just made brownies and dear god I have no will power.
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Post by Morluna on May 20, 2006 21:25:15 GMT -5
I'm going to assume you meant to say, "it is not." It which case... LOL. Oh wow... you know what? You're right! I've seen the light. Thank you for that oh so enlightening explanation.
Agh. You cannot refute a statement simply by coming back with "NUH UH! CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO!" That's BEYOND juvenile.
Vally = SEXAY WOMANNESS. *nuzzles abs*
Hahha, I think we should make a "hot or not" thread and post photos of ourselves. XDDDD
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 20, 2006 21:30:09 GMT -5
I need to start running and crunching too, i thinks. Yeah, I ran three miles today, I think. I know my route at school is 4 miles but I'm not exactly sure how long the trail at my house is. I also swim regularly, but I'm too emotional about having to leave coaching to get in the pool with a clear head right now. When I'm crying when "Photograph" by Nickelback comes on the radio, I know I need to stay away from potential "triggers." We should be health partners. Merlin knows I need someone to keep me accountable. My sister just made brownies and dear god I have no will power. If I were theist... I'd use brownies as proof of god. lol. Who else what put something so kick behind in small squares xD. I swim occasionally, and bike to school for the 3 miles it is ( i guess there and back = 6, still not that much) and thats about it. Ill have more time to get in shape in 5 days, when my school gets out.
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Post by HSTN2983 on May 21, 2006 4:21:24 GMT -5
i am beginning to think that pacp is an electronic manifestation of atheistbibleburner...or something to that affect.
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Post by valentine on May 21, 2006 8:33:58 GMT -5
i am beginning to think that pacp is an electronic manifestation of atheistbibleburner...or something to that affect. If he is...that's hilarious. Much better trolling job than I ever thought possible, completely with the silly preacher avatar. Spot-on parody, ABB, if that's what's going on here. Took me awhile to be suspicious.
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Post by evanschaible on May 21, 2006 9:24:00 GMT -5
Do any of you even understand the magnitude of your sin? God is perfect, holy, righteous and just; He will punish your sin whether you belive in Him or not. If you jump off a building it doesnt matter if you belive in gravity or not, you will still fall and hit the ground. Jesus gave up His life that you might go free, but you still live in sin, WHY?
We all must stand before the judgment seat of Christ, and the judge of all the earth WILL DO RIGHT. He will cast you into hell for your lies, for your lust, for your drunkenness, for your theft. He is just and holy and will punish sin. His place of punishment is eternal fire, conscious torment, you will be falling and never reach the bottom. You will be dying and never feel the relief that death brings. You will be burning, and the fire is not quenched.
If you repent (Turn from all your sin) and trust in the Jesus Christ you can be set free because he died and rose. Do it now sinners, before it is to late. Your next breath is a gift of God because He is patient with your rebellion. Repent NOW, trust in the saviour NOW.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 10:06:58 GMT -5
Is he a troll too? Or just a dipshit?
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Post by valentine on May 21, 2006 10:22:36 GMT -5
I think Evan is legit, just really repetitive. I've seen him do that a lot in other places, and he's been around so long that anyone who'd devote that much time to trolling would just be....really sad. Plus, his grammar is not nearly as atrocious. I'm thinking of all of pacp's one-sentence posts that are so poorly worded you can't even read them, and have nothing to do with what was said. It's starting to scream "troll" to me.
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Post by evanschaible on May 21, 2006 10:24:26 GMT -5
Mr. BibleBurner,
You do remember you are on a Christian Forum; and technically you are the troll. For what reason are you even here? Granted, this is a good forum, but why are you here? Are you seeking to know the truth, or just seeking to destroy the truth? One is possible, the other is not. If you are seeking the truth you need to seek Jesus Christ, for He is the truth. Of you are seeking to destroy the truth you only follow in many others footsteps; Voltaire failed and you will fail too.
Tell me BibleBurner, What are you going to do when you stand before the one and only Holy God of heaven? He will judge you, and judgement is without mercy! But if you repent (turn from all sin) and trust in the saviour than you can go free because God's anger fell upon Jesus Christ. Right now you have no part in this ministry, You have no claim in the promises or life of the redeemed because you are a sinner, living in sin, loving your sin, and you will go to hell because of your sin. Lying, stealing, lust, drunkeness, fornication, will all send you straight to eternal fire. Repent and trust the saviour; or perish.
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Post by valentine on May 21, 2006 10:48:47 GMT -5
Yes, this wasn't directed at me, but... For what reason are you even here? Granted, this is a good forum, but why are you here? Are you seeking to know the truth, or just seeking to destroy the truth? I came because y'all came to my school and annoyed me from here to next Thursday. I stayed because you're as amusing as all hell. I am not seeking either of those things you suggested--only to have a good time and engage in discussion. Despite the rumors, it is possible to be motivated by something other than the Personal Religious Beliefs of Evanschaible.
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Post by evanschaible on May 21, 2006 10:56:23 GMT -5
I am not motivated by personal religious beliefs. I am motivated by love for you, and I dont want you to end up in hell. "The love of Christ constraineth me" therefore I tell you that you are a sinner and your sin will send you to hell. Why do you rebel against God? There is nothing more important than your savlation.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 11:22:26 GMT -5
Likewise, I don't want you to boil when the FSM rejects your entrance into paradise.
YOUR SIN against the FSM will have you sent to meatball hell.
I don't. You are the rebel. You deny the FSM. And yes, there are things more important than salvation. I.e. friends, family, women, etc.
To learn how my enemy thinks.Know thine self. Know thine enemy. Know thine victory.
Problem with your arguement: you assume the bible is true. Prove it.
But, replace the truth with christianity, and I would agree with the second statement.
What will you do when you stand before the one and only Holy Flying Spaghetti Monster? He will judge you, and judgement is without mercy.
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Post by biblethumper on May 21, 2006 11:39:12 GMT -5
Wow... Evan, I had to read that twice...It appeared you said "Mr BibleTHUMPER"....I actually got a tear in my and my heart sank . Well...wasn;t that mental of me I thought, "Wow...I love Jesus...I wondwer why Evan said that?" It was BibleBURNER
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Post by evanschaible on May 21, 2006 12:05:14 GMT -5
sorry brother, I gotta go, get ahold of me.
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Post by valentine on May 21, 2006 12:32:10 GMT -5
I am not motivated by personal religious beliefs. I am motivated by love for you, and I dont want you to end up in hell. "The love of Christ constraineth me" therefore I tell you that you are a sinner and your sin will send you to hell. Why do you rebel against God? There is nothing more important than your savlation. It was in reference to your enduring belief that everything in my life must revolve around god. It doesn't. If you think I'm secretly in denial and post here because I'm missing Christ in my life, or something, that's your right to believe it, but it won't make it true. Your Bible, your god, and this little message board are simply not very important in my life. Actually, I'd place the message board above the Bible and your god because it does provide me with much fun and laughter--and occasionally interesting discussion. Your god has done nothing for me but hurt me and my friends, and your Bible, while an interesting book, has a rather archaic writing style that's hard to get into.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 12:45:15 GMT -5
I am not motivated by personal religious beliefs. I am motivated by love for you, and I dont want you to end up in hell. "The love of Christ constraineth me" therefore I tell you that you are a sinner and your sin will send you to hell. Why do you rebel against God? There is nothing more important than your savlation. It was in reference to your enduring belief that everything in my life must revolve around god. It doesn't. If you think I'm secretly in denial and post here because I'm missing Christ in my life, or something, that's your right to believe it, but it won't make it true. Your Bible, your god, and this little message board are simply not very important in my life. Actually, I'd place the message board above the Bible and your god because it does provide me with much fun and laughter--and occasionally interesting discussion. Your god has done nothing for me but hurt me and my friends, and your Bible, while an interesting book, has a rather archaic writing style that's hard to get into. Read the da vinci code. WAAAAAy better book then the bible ^^
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Post by newsong on May 21, 2006 13:23:36 GMT -5
The DaVinci Code? ? The DaVinci Code: "Blasphemy on a Silver Platter?" This book must be seen as a counterpart to the Bible. It is just as thrilling to those that love a sinister character and a sinister plot as the great saints of God love the Bible and thrill to its coming fulfillment. Reading the Book of Revelation is like reading the exact opposite of this book. The devil has a game plan with his Antichrist and our Father has a game plan with His Son. The choice of which adventure you choose is yours to make. There are a host of similar books flooding the market just in time for every living soul to decide his eternity. Sadly, multitudes have never read the Book of Revelation, or if they have, its message never caught on in their heart. Curious art books have been a genius of Satan for millenniums. The early church discovered the darkness spread by such evil intrigue and burned them at a great financial loss. "Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver." (Acts 19:19) Dan Brown's bestseller actually accuses the church of destroying the works of evil books, which they surely did, and which we should also do. Poor old Dan Brown and his The Da Vinci Code do not hold a light to the Father's plan. One ends in a Lake of Fire and other in a City of Gold. For rest of article visit www.pawcreek.org
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 14:17:46 GMT -5
The DaVinci Code? ? The DaVinci Code: "Blasphemy on a Silver Platter?" This book must be seen as a counterpart to the Bible. It is just as thrilling to those that love a sinister character and a sinister plot as the great saints of God love the Bible and thrill to its coming fulfillment. Reading the Book of Revelation is like reading the exact opposite of this book. The devil has a game plan with his Antichrist and our Father has a game plan with His Son. The choice of which adventure you choose is yours to make. There are a host of similar books flooding the market just in time for every living soul to decide his eternity. Sadly, multitudes have never read the Book of Revelation, or if they have, its message never caught on in their heart. Curious art books have been a genius of Satan for millenniums. The early church discovered the darkness spread by such evil intrigue and burned them at a great financial loss. "Many of them also which used curious arts brought their books together, and burned them before all men: and they counted the price of them, and found it fifty thousand pieces of silver." (Acts 19:19) Dan Brown's bestseller actually accuses the church of destroying the works of evil books, which they surely did, and which we should also do. Poor old Dan Brown and his The Da Vinci Code do not hold a light to the Father's plan. One ends in a Lake of Fire and other in a City of Gold. For rest of article visit www.pawcreek.org You are an insult to the race of homo sapien sapiens. The one thing man has above all other animals, is intelligence. You fail to use it >.>
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Post by pacp on May 21, 2006 14:24:24 GMT -5
I am not motivated by personal religious beliefs. I am motivated by love for you, and I dont want you to end up in hell. "The love of Christ constraineth me" therefore I tell you that you are a sinner and your sin will send you to hell. Why do you rebel against God? There is nothing more important than your savlation. It was in reference to your enduring belief that everything in my life must revolve around god. It doesn't. If you think I'm secretly in denial and post here because I'm missing Christ in my life, or something, that's your right to believe it, but it won't make it true. Your Bible, your god, and this little message board are simply not very important in my life. Actually, I'd place the message board above the Bible and your god because it does provide me with much fun and laughter--and occasionally interesting discussion. Your god has done nothing for me but hurt me and my friends, and your Bible, while an interesting book, has a rather archaic writing style that's hard to get into. Oh good Lord yould you please stop worrying about your feelings. Puh-lease!! God loves you.....the reason for putting on Christ is to escape the wrath to come....do you understand Miss. Crowley??
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 14:27:08 GMT -5
My last post also applies to PACP.
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Post by pacp on May 21, 2006 14:29:23 GMT -5
My last post also applies to PACP. Well I'm getting ready for Church. I just wanted to drop in to check in on all you "heathens". You know I'm praying for you. -Peace...
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Post by valentine on May 21, 2006 14:32:31 GMT -5
Oh good Lord yould you please stop worrying about your feelings. Puh-lease!! My "feelings" as you say, are a bit more important than your fairy tale. The question is: do I care? Also, please do not call me "Miss." You may call me "Ms." if you wish.
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Post by atheistbibleburner on May 21, 2006 14:46:29 GMT -5
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, PUT MY NAME IN A PRAYER. That would put you on the top of my nuts list.
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