Post by HSTN2983 on May 7, 2006 17:55:28 GMT -5
EDIT: this post is designed for circumstance, not 'sin.'
i hope that you all will read this before making a decision, or writing a snotty review of my poll. this poll is serious, but i've written sarcastic entries for each. you decide:
one: church - this includes wrongful teachings, false gospels, and the fruitless actions of 'christians' themselves. do the crusades come to mind? how about mother teresa? she was old and ugly. now that, my friends, is a sin...
two: parents - blame your folks. they never gave you that bike for xmas anyway. hehe.
three: this includes, but is not limited to, hollywood, news media, pornagraphy, video games, television and cartoons like spongebob--evil, evil, evil homosexual spongebob!
four: science - this is self-explanatory. secularists, humanists, and scientist-heathens of all genres go here. these guys clone sheep, and play god all day long. they sit at desks formulating theories all day trying to explain away the universe, and fill your children's heads with evil!
five: politics - blame hitler, kerry, clinton...those durned liberal materminds. blame anyone who doesn't vote republican, because they are babykillers who love homosexuals and do drugs!
six: cults - this is self-explanatory. get your kool-aid here. do you think the pope is the anti-christ? vote here to condemn catholics!
seven: gays - silly gays, didn't you know it was 'adam and eve', not 'adam and steve.' they are trying to take over the world. vote here if homophobic, or extremely attached to reproducing.
eight: events - this is the reason why i am writing a list of explanations. i mean this to be, peronal 'events' of a person's life to cause them to reject god, i.e. a car wreck kills someone's wife and child. he curses god. a kid gets a bad grade in school, blame god. this is your run of the mill blame game to escape pain or misfortune. everyone needs a scapegoat!
nine: drugs - we all know that marijuana is harmless, but the drug war has us all convinced that it is lethal. sure, campaign against mindless addictions, but lets keep the alcohol that is responsible for killing millions each year. smart one. death toll of weed: zero.
ten: other - did i forget one? i don't care...vote for it, and explain what it is and why. however, for the sake of the stupid poll...vote for one of the above.
note: sarcastic entries, serious poll. come on kids. vote, its your national right...even though your vote doesn't really count.
i hope that you all will read this before making a decision, or writing a snotty review of my poll. this poll is serious, but i've written sarcastic entries for each. you decide:
one: church - this includes wrongful teachings, false gospels, and the fruitless actions of 'christians' themselves. do the crusades come to mind? how about mother teresa? she was old and ugly. now that, my friends, is a sin...
two: parents - blame your folks. they never gave you that bike for xmas anyway. hehe.
three: this includes, but is not limited to, hollywood, news media, pornagraphy, video games, television and cartoons like spongebob--evil, evil, evil homosexual spongebob!
four: science - this is self-explanatory. secularists, humanists, and scientist-heathens of all genres go here. these guys clone sheep, and play god all day long. they sit at desks formulating theories all day trying to explain away the universe, and fill your children's heads with evil!
five: politics - blame hitler, kerry, clinton...those durned liberal materminds. blame anyone who doesn't vote republican, because they are babykillers who love homosexuals and do drugs!
six: cults - this is self-explanatory. get your kool-aid here. do you think the pope is the anti-christ? vote here to condemn catholics!
seven: gays - silly gays, didn't you know it was 'adam and eve', not 'adam and steve.' they are trying to take over the world. vote here if homophobic, or extremely attached to reproducing.
eight: events - this is the reason why i am writing a list of explanations. i mean this to be, peronal 'events' of a person's life to cause them to reject god, i.e. a car wreck kills someone's wife and child. he curses god. a kid gets a bad grade in school, blame god. this is your run of the mill blame game to escape pain or misfortune. everyone needs a scapegoat!
nine: drugs - we all know that marijuana is harmless, but the drug war has us all convinced that it is lethal. sure, campaign against mindless addictions, but lets keep the alcohol that is responsible for killing millions each year. smart one. death toll of weed: zero.
ten: other - did i forget one? i don't care...vote for it, and explain what it is and why. however, for the sake of the stupid poll...vote for one of the above.
note: sarcastic entries, serious poll. come on kids. vote, its your national right...even though your vote doesn't really count.