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Post by anodomini on Aug 14, 2006 19:40:13 GMT -5
In a near-fatal car accident, I was maybe an inch away from death when I was saved by Jesus.
I talked to Christ himself, and in return for saving my life, he asked me one thing; stop Christian evangelizing.
Being a former preacher, I assumed this would be a hard task to do, and meant for me alone. Alas, I was mistaken; it was an incredibly easy task! Jesus hath bestowed me with the powers I need to undertake this job!
As time went on, I realized the true nature of my quest: to stop sinful fools like you Open Air preachers from spreading the word of Satan.
I have come to fulfill my task; Will you stand aside for God? Or stand in the way of God alongside the Prince of Darkness? The choice, is up to you.
Sin or Salvation? Which do you choose, preachers?
Unbelievers:Take note of how these preachers will truly oppose the Lord. Watch as they stand in the way of our Father, and laugh as they crumble into the ashes of which they will become.
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Post by sequindaisies on Aug 14, 2006 20:10:16 GMT -5
32 Wherefore? Because they sought it not by faith, but as it were by the works of the law. For they stumbled at that stumblingstone;
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Post by Josh Parsley on Aug 14, 2006 20:45:40 GMT -5
This isn't abb is it?
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Post by anodomini on Aug 14, 2006 20:56:14 GMT -5
OMFG DONT YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT HEATHEN LOL NOOB!
(Just jokin', yea you caught me. It was my intention to bring to your attention just how stupid you christians look to us free-thinkers. I think I have made myself amply clear.)
I would like to know, how did you guess? Writing style, TOD/TOA? How'd ya do it, Mr. Scooby Doo?
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Post by ejuliot on Aug 14, 2006 21:15:34 GMT -5
I thought you were cerrvy or a friend of him...
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Post by Josh Parsley on Aug 14, 2006 21:16:22 GMT -5
Well.. If you see a bird that looks like a duck, walks like a duck, smells like one, and sounds like one, than it's a duck. From your first post it was obvious you were a heathen. No matter how bad a duck pretends to be a penguin- it will never work! I didn't figure you could stay away.
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Post by ejuliot on Aug 14, 2006 21:30:02 GMT -5
OMFG DONT YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT HEATHEN LOL NOOB! (Just jokin', yea you caught me. It was my intention to bring to your attention just how stupid you christians look to us free-thinkers. I think I have made myself amply clear.) I would like to know, how did you guess? Writing style, TOD/TOA? How'd ya do it, Mr. Scooby Doo? Were you trying to act like a Christian (if so you failed miserably) or were you trying to supposedly argue with Christians the way Christians argue with heathens? I am not quite sure you achieved what you were going for...You should have used more scripture; maybe next time you can practice by reading the book of Romans and then posting a lot of scripture ;D. 1 Corinthians 1:22-31 "For the Jews require a sign, and the Greeks seek after wisdom: But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness; But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. For ye see your calling, brethren, how that not many wise men after the flesh, not many mighty, not many noble, are called: But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea, and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are: That no flesh should glory in his presence. But of him are ye in Christ Jesus, who of God is made unto us wisdom, and righteousness, and sanctification, and redemption: That, according as it is written, He that glorieth, let him glory in the Lord."
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Post by HSTN2983 on Aug 15, 2006 9:50:02 GMT -5
abb, if that is truly you, if you wish to disguise yourself as a christian then you must do it subtly. you cannot accuse anyone of anything, and you must provide evidence of your beliefs. you have to have a deep understanding of the bible, and know how mature christians act. you shouldnt try to act like christians on this board...because their fruit is long since dead--or never existed in the first place.
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Post by robdog on Aug 16, 2006 12:47:56 GMT -5
OMFG DONT YOU COMPARE ME TO THAT HEATHEN LOL NOOB! (Just jokin', yea you caught me. It was my intention to bring to your attention just how stupid you christians look to us free-thinkers. I think I have made myself amply clear.) I would like to know, how did you guess? Writing style, TOD/TOA? How'd ya do it, Mr. Scooby Doo? Freethinker? I think non-thinker would be more appropriate. You are extremely immature.
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Post by abb on Aug 16, 2006 16:02:30 GMT -5
I think you failed to see the point of this excersise... *sigh*
It was not my intention to disguise myself for long, it was my intention to show these xians just how stupid they look to us.
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 16, 2006 16:05:35 GMT -5
Abb,
"Unless you repent...you will perish." - Jesus Christ
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Post by abb on Aug 16, 2006 16:52:07 GMT -5
SEE WHAT I MEAN!?
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Post by HSTN2983 on Aug 17, 2006 11:42:28 GMT -5
hmm...that is supposed to be a direct quote of jesus, yet i cannot find it in the bible. i find verses near it, but not it. hmm. what is it called when someone quotes something by a person and they never said it....its a crime in some states...
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