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Post by dale on Apr 25, 2008 15:38:50 GMT -5
Nonchristians,. you have to check out this paynesean guy and his profile. Hit the link and take the test to find out if you are a "monster " or not. You will roll on the floor laughing.
Once you learn yopu are indeed a monster (This should include not just nonbelievers but also Christian who do not yield to the fanatical/streetpreacher way of things, so no hope there, you will be in hell right next to me)). I am now going to expand on his quiz a bit. Hey, glad to be of help, you know. Once you take his test and realize you are indeed a monster, come back to my thread here.
Select which monster you are or would like to be.
Dracula The Frankenstein Monster The Bride of Frankenstein' The Wolfman Mr. Hyde Dexter Morgan Freddy Kruger Casper Creature From The Black Lagoon Jason Michael Meyers Wishmaster Jaime Sublaran The Toxic Avenger Godzilla Gamera King Kong Mothra Satan Screwtape Absalom Death Barnabas Collins The Wicked Witch Of the West The Thing Mr Barlow The Cryptkeeper Rumplestiltskin Elvira-Mistress of the Dark Medusa The Minotaur The Golem Predator Edward Scissorhands The Joker The Penguin The Hunchback of Notre Dame (good one for a Christian) The Mummy Count Chocula The Cookie Monster Shrek Nicolai Carpathia Damien Thorn Rodan The Hydra George Bush Baron Blood Count Yorga Blacula The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms The Increibile Shrinking Man The Blob Slimer The Ghostly Trio The Headless Horseman
Meditate on the same.
Then of course, wait for it, wait for it............
Swallow your pride! Repent! Get THE Life!
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Post by art on Jun 11, 2008 15:21:29 GMT -5
I love this post . I did not get it until I found his stupid test and answered yes proudly to all the questions. That test of his was lame. I want to be Hellboy~ That's what monster I want to be!
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Post by dale on Jun 15, 2008 15:19:10 GMT -5
I especially love the comemnt about the horror movies. I not only watch them, I write them, (no budgeter film fest type things, but still...and I do have people trying to market bigger deals for me) and of course the horror books, which have been repritned in three languages . Does this make me a bigger monster than any of you? I hope so.
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Post by art on Jun 20, 2008 22:06:57 GMT -5
I want to be Paynesean, that's what and who I want to be! Then I could condemn everyone else out there in arrogant and generalized terms that go beyond even the norm for street ranters.
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Post by dale on Jun 22, 2008 7:13:37 GMT -5
If I ever do a book signing or attend a horror film fest as a participant in Toronto I would love to gett his guy to protest and preach outside the place as he would make me some attention and money.
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Post by art on Jul 11, 2008 10:34:33 GMT -5
I am using his test as a yo do list of sins. They serve an awful petty God. I am glad he is fictional and does not truly exist except in their minds. Welcome to Imaginationland.
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Post by dale on Jul 17, 2008 6:26:02 GMT -5
I was let down the kid did not also note watching, let aone loving, Drawn Together and Morel Orel as these also make fun of Jesus and Christianity more than Family Guy or Simpsons.
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Post by art on Jul 20, 2008 12:55:00 GMT -5
Drawn Together Rules. Better than Family Guy.
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Post by dale on Jul 30, 2008 10:06:47 GMT -5
I personally think my post was more clever than art's satire of the test.
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Post by art on Aug 3, 2008 6:06:25 GMT -5
I thought this Payne duide was crazy just from the test he came up with, but he gets worse. Go to the other section of threads in random thoughts and read his concepts of marriage. I think MY are you a monster test was much mroe creative and clever than his.
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