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Post by art on Jul 30, 2008 5:11:41 GMT -5
Are you a monster? Take the test.
1. Do you believe Jesus is the only way to heaven?
2. Do you believe in heaven?
3. Do you even believe in Jesus?
4. Do you take the Bible as the literal unerring word of God?
5. Do you oppose gay rights, being a sports nut, being a member of any religion aside from fundamentalist Christianity, being a member of Golden Dawn, watching and liking the Simpson or Family Guy, being a sports nut or doing anything not directly related to praising Jesus?
6. Do you listen to Micah and his friends, or even worse, believe in everything they say?
7. Do you believe Jed Smock has lived sinlessly for the pasy 20 years?
8. Do you hate people who listen to Manson's music?
9. Do you street rant?
10. Do you think you are better than nonchristians, even though you claim to love them and secretly consider them the scum of the earth?
If so, if you answered yes to any one of these questions, even one, you are a monster in the eyes of any thinking man and wasting your life believing in a god who is not there.
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Post by dale on Jul 30, 2008 6:25:42 GMT -5
I answered no to 9 out of 10 and neutral on the Marylin Manson one as I could care less about the guy. I know who he is, but never heard him play. Will this still make me a thinking man as I did NOT say yes to any of these?
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Post by debonnaire on Jul 30, 2008 9:56:59 GMT -5
1. Do you believe Jesus is the only way to heaven?YES 2. Do you believe in heaven?YES 3. Do you even believe in Jesus? YES
4. Do you take the Bible as the literal unerring word of God?
YES, Literal and inspired by the Holy Spirit. Some of the things written in the Old Testament can only be fully revealed and explained at the light of the New.
5. Do you oppose gay rights, being a sports nut, being a member of any religion aside from fundamentalist Christianity, being a member of Golden Dawn, watching and liking the Simpson or Family Guy, being a sports nut or doing anything not directly related to praising Jesus?
NO [for the most part]
6. Do you listen to Micah and his friends, or even worse, believe in everything they say?
I don’t have the pleasure to know Micah yet , although I know he is known here. So the answer will be NO
7. Do you believe Jed Smock has lived sinlessly for the pasy 20 years?
mmh, NO Firstly I don’t know who Jed is. and by the way I never heard his name mentioned in any other board than this one
I think it is a bit strange than a sinless Christian speaks of himself though, [ normally Christians speak of Jesus and not of their own righteousness or holiness ] ; maybe he was kinda forced to speak of his case to illustrate a point ?
8. Do you hate people who listen to Manson's music?
NO.
9. Do you street rant?
It happen to me to tell about Jesus in the streets, if this is what it is meant by “ranting” . But NO I don’t rant [in general ].
10. Do you think you are better than nonchristians, even though you claim to love them and secretly consider them the scum of the earth?
NO. [ what a weird question....]
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