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Post by cervyy on Sept 12, 2008 21:10:01 GMT -5
Hey all, I still see you all (The supposed "Christians") are totally disrespecting that awesome work Jesus (my homeboy J) did all those years ago! I know because I learned about him in this fab Women in History class I took back in college a few semesters ago. You know, one of those classes where the professors was "supposedly" brainwashing me and implanting this gay agenda in my head. This "gay agenda" I have YET to see by the by. Anywhos, I just thought I'd step by and see how nothing has changed. Still feels mighty hatey and angry on the "Christian" home front where y'alls get off on the percussion. I still remember those posts of yours Jesse where you were practically orgasmic on how God must be viewing you for being in jail ... not the work you may have done, just the jail bit. Gee, I wonder why I your trips to Oz jaded me to your side of the story??? Huh, guess my heathen brain will never know. Oh, and if I'm going to hell, at least I'll have the rockin' music of Demi Lovato to keep me going.
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Post by kureji on Sept 13, 2008 8:14:45 GMT -5
Hell has music? All jesse ever mentions is the wailing and gnashing of teeth... Perhaps the songs have wailing and gnashing of teeth? Or maybe thats just what the Christians think the music sounds like because their Christian music just plain stinks :\
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Post by cervyy on Sept 13, 2008 8:50:59 GMT -5
Now now, it's not all bad. I like Jars of Clay and Avalon. Their music is okay.
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Post by kureji on Sept 13, 2008 17:44:26 GMT -5
to each their own I suppose
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Post by cervyy on Sept 13, 2008 18:40:26 GMT -5
Oh, but on the whole, Christian music is really only good for the melody. You know, not the lyrics, but what's underneath.
Kinda like the Open Air Preachers themselves! Take them out of the mix and the I don't hate the Bible. Put them in, and they make loath all the good work Homie J did all those years ago. It really overshadows it I think. And that's sad because Jesus was totally a feminist.
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Post by dale on Sept 14, 2008 14:11:35 GMT -5
Talk about mistreating Jesus, Jesus gave me several ideas for Jesse to name is new radio show and Jesus and the boys in the band rejected all of these, though some were truly brilliant and original. Jesus weeps due to their disobedience. I will hate to be in their shoes on judgment day.
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Post by cervyy on Sept 14, 2008 19:08:20 GMT -5
You know what's really disheartening? It appears the preachers here given up on me so much as to not even acknowledge my mini-return! Would Jesus? No. The "Christians" here? I guess so. Yet another difference between Him and them.
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Post by kureji on Sept 14, 2008 19:37:12 GMT -5
ah yeah the preachers haven't been posting much because they're doing rounds right now trying to save the heathen souls on campuses across america, in fact my campus is going to be visted by Jesse next week. I plan on camping out the first day to see how good it gets and maybe add fuel to the fire.
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Post by dale on Sept 15, 2008 9:25:27 GMT -5
They won't come to New Philadlephia, even though Jesus, speaking to me, has told me repeatedly to put the word out on this message board. They will be sorry they did not heed his message, when they face him as their judge and not as savior.
Say Cerv, speaking of saviors , did Jesus ever show up for tea and cake?
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Post by cervyy on Sept 15, 2008 21:21:12 GMT -5
He's a no-show. And I have bigger tea selection. All I can think Jesus doesn't drink tea and that's too heathenish to think about.
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Post by kureji on Sept 15, 2008 22:00:32 GMT -5
Actually I doubt Jesus would drink tea, he's from the middle east and maybe I'm mistaken but I didn't think they were big on tea. Infact, I'm pretty sure tea wasn't really popular anywhere until he was quite dead.
Try wine next time when you invite him.
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Post by evilart on Sept 16, 2008 8:45:46 GMT -5
What did you expect from someone who doesn't exist! Can I come for tea instead or is it an exclusive invitation for Jesus.
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Post by dale on Sept 16, 2008 17:23:17 GMT -5
I put put wine once for him and he no showed on me as well.
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Post by cervyy on Sept 16, 2008 21:41:10 GMT -5
Invitations for afternoon tea are open to all ... evening invitations for evening wine tastings are the sole property of J-man or only the coolest party-ers! Tea drinking?, doubt it was before Jesus' time, but if that's a fact; I LIVE in the heart of the Finger Lakes wine country so I know I got the wine covered too!
I could show J-man a thing or two about wine since he died way back when. EVEN BETTER! HaHA! "Heathens" = 2.3 million, "Christians" = 4. That's the official J-man score yo!
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Post by dale on Sept 19, 2008 13:08:30 GMT -5
Send Jesus to this neck of Ohio as it is wine making country down in my neck of the woods (one of the few redemptive points about this area). We tromp the Finger Lakes in quality I think.
Hey wait, remember the water to wine story. Don't put out wine for Hesys . Tell him to bring his own bottle!
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Post by cervyy on Nov 9, 2008 20:17:50 GMT -5
Hey y'all back for a spell. Decided to see what the board would be like post-Obama-rama.
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Post by thegooddoctorwho on Nov 9, 2008 20:34:58 GMT -5
Send Jesus to this neck of Ohio as it is wine making country down in my neck of the woods (one of the few redemptive points about this area). We tromp the Finger Lakes in quality I think. Hey wait, remember the water to wine story. Don't put out wine for Hesys . Tell him to bring his own bottle! Jesus not only drinks alcohol, he supplies it. lol.
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Post by cervyy on Nov 9, 2008 21:18:57 GMT -5
And might I say, love the name GoodDoctorWho. XD
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Post by oaora on Nov 9, 2008 21:55:03 GMT -5
Hey y'all back for a spell. Decided to see what the board would be like post-Obama-rama. Well at least homosexual marriage was outlawed in 3 states!!
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Post by cervyy on Nov 9, 2008 21:57:40 GMT -5
Yay for separate but equal! California ... I am ashamed of you. Pac ... I am no less ashamed of you. But I say, baby steps. Yes, sacrifices were made ... but the Fundy Agenda cannot win in the end when we continue to fight with all our hearts.
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Post by oaora on Nov 9, 2008 21:59:58 GMT -5
Yay for separate but equal! California ... I am ashamed of you. Pac ... I am no less ashamed of you. But I say, baby steps. Yes, sacrifices were made ... but the Fundy Agenda cannot win in the end when we continue to fight with all our hearts. You can go find yourself a nice lesbian woman and get married. That is your right....
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Post by cervyy on Nov 9, 2008 22:03:21 GMT -5
You can marry who REALLY want to, what about others? Oh wait, you don't want them to have the same opportunities in living life like you can.
When any one law takes away the freedoms of another; from living itself to ANY kind of religious freedom, it is not a law I support. You want to be able to preach till the end of days? I support you, as long as my gay and lesbian friends can have the right to marry whom they so choose.
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Post by thegooddoctorwho on Nov 10, 2008 11:28:31 GMT -5
And might I say, love the name GoodDoctorWho. XD Yeah, I signed up for this forum the same day that Jesse paid a visit to my University. Some of my friends decided to get out on the courtyard beside him and preach over him and his buddies, except they were preaching about things like the gospel of Mario and the salvation of the Time Lord Who Traveled In the TARDIS. They were at it for like an hour; it was hilarious ;D Unfortunately, I think Jesse's pals turned off their cameras at about that time.
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Post by cervyy on Nov 10, 2008 21:00:19 GMT -5
Who would be a better saviour than a Time Lord? NONE!
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Post by valentine on Nov 13, 2008 10:58:15 GMT -5
Hey y'all back for a spell. Decided to see what the board would be like post-Obama-rama. Well at least homosexual marriage was outlawed in 3 states!! Don't worry, pacp, if the Governator and the Supreme Court have their way, it won't be for long! ;D Like Cerv, I have faith that the Radical Christian Agenda will soon be overturned.
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Post by fs on Nov 14, 2008 16:15:36 GMT -5
Man may be able to change man's laws, but they will never overturn God's laws.
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Post by valentine on Nov 14, 2008 16:26:28 GMT -5
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Post by fs on Nov 15, 2008 22:49:27 GMT -5
You have been fed lies in the worldly schools that preach secular humanism. You fail to realize the USA was founded by Christians and this was intended to be a Christian nation from the start. We need to get back to that or the judgment of God will befall us.
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Post by valentine on Nov 15, 2008 23:28:31 GMT -5
You have been fed lies in the worldly schools that preach secular humanism. You fail to realize the USA was founded by Christians and this was intended to be a Christian nation from the start. We need to get back to that or the judgment of God will befall us. Some folks say the U-S-A was Christian from the staaaart...
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Post by fs on Nov 16, 2008 6:15:18 GMT -5
It was. I unfortunately went to a public school myself and was fed a load of secular humanistic lies. I fell for all the anti-jesus way of thinking and to do what you want and God does not exist. I lusted after other men and women. I drank a great deal. I abandoned the Christian teaschigns I had when I was a kid for a worldly view. I do not blame public schools as I am also guilty of allowing myself tof all into sin without questioning what they taught that was false. When I came back to the Bible and God, I renounced what was false.
My Pastor, Rev. Powell and the associate pastor, Rev. Drummond are powerful speakers, but not part of the mega-minister on the -fire and brimstone scene. The preach the word of God as it IS. I wish you could hear them.
This nation needs to get back to God and you need to accept Jesus as your savior.
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