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May 13, 2006 23:44:52 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 13, 2006 23:44:52 GMT -5
Yet again we see your true colors, heathen temptress!
But I am above fleshly impulses, I'm going to go watch the OC!
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May 13, 2006 23:47:14 GMT -5
Post by Morluna on May 13, 2006 23:47:14 GMT -5
Um... what? Okaaaay...
I was joking silly. This woman makes doe eyes for no one, b*tch. Like I said... I like to be on top. Lol. DOMINATRIX WHUT?!
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May 13, 2006 23:50:13 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 13, 2006 23:50:13 GMT -5
From dictionary.com
Dominatrix- A woman who likes to dominate in sex, either over a male or a female. Often wearing leather, and always in league with Satan.
So the last bit I made up. Submit to your MAN! I bet you aren't even married. If anyone should be wearing leather it is the man, men are cowboys. Women should be wearing aprons and high heels.
Keep it in your pants.
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May 14, 2006 0:09:04 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 0:09:04 GMT -5
Monochromatic, are you a Lucifarian. I think you are. If not explain your banner... www.experiencefestival.com/a/Lucifer_in_Roman_poetry/id/595223Luciferi primo cum sidere frigida rura carpamus, dum mane novum, dum gramina canent" "Let us hasten, when first the Morning Star appears, To the cool pastures, while the day is new, while the grass is dewy" -Virgil's Georgics (III, 324-5) Lucifer - Lucifer in Roman poetry Lucifer is a poetic name for the "morning star", a close translation of the Greek eosphoros, the "Dawn-bringer", which appears in the Odyssey and in Hesiod's Theogony. A classic Roman use of "Lucifer" appears in Virgil's Georgics (III, 324-5): Luciferi primo cum sidere frigida rura carpamus, dum mane novum, dum gramina canent" "Let us hasten, when first the Morning Star appears, To the cool pastures, while the day is new, while the grass is dewy" The image on your banner is one of a statue of Lucifer found at the The Holy Trinity Column in Olomouc. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Holy_Trinity_Column_-_Lucifer.jpg#file(you have to paste the link into your browser)
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May 14, 2006 0:11:58 GMT -5
Post by Morluna on May 14, 2006 0:11:58 GMT -5
From dictionary.com Dominatrix- A woman who likes to dominate in sex, either over a male or a female. Often wearing leather, and always in league with Satan. So the last bit I made up. Submit to your MAN! I bet you aren't even married. If anyone should be wearing leather it is the man, men are cowboys. Women should be wearing aprons and high heels. Keep it in your pants. Keep what in my pants? My hand? Okay, if you say so... xD Just kiddin'... Um... no thanks on the high heels. I'll take some combat boots instead. No I'm not married. Also not sexually active; I was kidding. Oh and I submit to no one. ^_^ Yeah... cowboys are REALLY manly... have you seen that movie about the cowboys? Brokeback Mountain? Now that's a man's movie... would do John Wayne proud.
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May 14, 2006 0:13:24 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 14, 2006 0:13:24 GMT -5
No it isn't.
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May 14, 2006 0:14:52 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 0:14:52 GMT -5
Are you replying to me or Morluna...I want a definite answer!
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May 14, 2006 0:17:49 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 14, 2006 0:17:49 GMT -5
NIV: Revelation 22:16, "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you [1] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star."
NIV: 2 Peter 1:19, And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts.
Frankly Lucifer is a mistranslation. I'm not a Luciferian. And I find your acusation highly offensive.
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May 14, 2006 0:18:50 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 14, 2006 0:18:50 GMT -5
Oh my God, mono! You make me so ashamed to be a dude!! Jesus treated women with more respect and gave them more freedom then they were given back in his time and here in this time with you!!
You need to stop submitting to your own passions of keeping women down on their knees in front of you!!
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May 14, 2006 0:23:08 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 0:23:08 GMT -5
NIV: Revelation 22:16, "I, Jesus, have sent my angel to give you [1] this testimony for the churches. I am the Root and the Offspring of David, and the bright Morning Star." NIV: 2 Peter 1:19, And we have the word of the prophets made more certain, and you will do well to pay attention to it, as to a light shining in a dark place, until the day dawns and the morning star rises in your hearts. Frankly Lucifer is a mistranslation. I'm not a Luciferian. And I find your accusation highly offensive. Well considering that all the sources I looked at said that that poem referred to Satan maybe you should consider getting rid of that quote and the picture you have is a statue of Lucifer. Is that just a coincidence? I happen to find all of this information on this page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucifer so unless wikipedia is full of liars you are a fraud or highly confused.
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May 14, 2006 0:24:07 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 0:24:07 GMT -5
Nice you sure changed your banner quickly.
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May 14, 2006 0:24:51 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 14, 2006 0:24:51 GMT -5
Probably all of the above. Wikipedia is open to editting by anyone, so really can you trust it. And yeah well I'm not a Luciferian, and I'm not too confused.
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May 14, 2006 0:25:35 GMT -5
Post by monochromatic on May 14, 2006 0:25:35 GMT -5
I actually changed it before I read your post. Funny no?
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May 14, 2006 0:26:34 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 0:26:34 GMT -5
No not really. I still have a bad feeling about you. I hope I am wrong.
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May 14, 2006 2:12:47 GMT -5
Post by Grant on May 14, 2006 2:12:47 GMT -5
Oh okay, I'll remember that. ... You a$s monkey. ... Oh sh*t I said a$s! I mean,... Oh crap I said sh*t! ... Aw damm*t I said sh*t again! Hey that thinking thing is more important than I thought! ... heh, there's a paradox if I ever heard one. Morluna, Forgive me if I'm wrong, but don't you pride yourself in being one that seeks to live in a way not to harm or offend others? Unless it is only towards others that you agree with, I would assume then your dirty mouth would be cleaner on these forums because you know its offensive to some here. But you make it clear in your posts that you couldn't care less... which draws me to ask: Is it good to willfully upset, offend, or anger others? (no, I'm not upset or angry, but just curious about your motivation and intent, and therefore what you live for) Thanks much
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May 14, 2006 7:28:39 GMT -5
Post by messengermicah on May 14, 2006 7:28:39 GMT -5
This thread is hilarious! There is no way the originator of this thread is a Christian. I think monochomatic is somewhat funny but I don't know if he's a Christian either or is just mocking fundies. He does speak some truth though, but then again so does the devil. I think he is hilarious though.
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May 14, 2006 8:53:48 GMT -5
Post by evanschaible on May 14, 2006 8:53:48 GMT -5
I want to pipe in here and say to the two young girls that came hear seeking answers, let me give you a list of people to listen to...
MessangerMicah BibleThumper JesseMorrell MilesLewis JeffreyOlver GrantConklin SteveNoel Ejuliet victorialewis (If I forgot you forgive me)
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May 14, 2006 16:49:58 GMT -5
Post by biblethumper on May 14, 2006 16:49:58 GMT -5
You forgot yourself, Evan... .you have a sound message, brother.
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May 14, 2006 16:52:11 GMT -5
Post by biblethumper on May 14, 2006 16:52:11 GMT -5
From dictionary.com Dominatrix- A woman who likes to dominate in sex, either over a male or a female. Often wearing leather, and always in league with Satan. So the last bit I made up. Submit to your MAN! I bet you aren't even married. If anyone should be wearing leather it is the man, men are cowboys. Women should be wearing aprons and high heels. Keep it in your pants. If anyone questions whether Mono is a genuine Christian, simply read Mono's quote (above) and decide
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May 14, 2006 19:34:38 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 14, 2006 19:34:38 GMT -5
What happened to Mono did he get busted? ;D Mono, Can I borrow your line about the "heathen rat trap on your lawn?" LOL!!!!
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May 14, 2006 19:41:59 GMT -5
Post by Grant on May 14, 2006 19:41:59 GMT -5
I want to pipe in here and say to the two young girls that came hear seeking answers, let me give you a list of people to listen to... MessangerMicah BibleThumper JesseMorrell MilesLewis JeffreyOlver GrantConklin SteveNoel Ejuliet victorialewis (If I forgot you forgive me) and Josh Williamson
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May 14, 2006 19:47:57 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 19:47:57 GMT -5
and Josh Parsley!
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May 14, 2006 19:53:24 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 14, 2006 19:53:24 GMT -5
But most of all Rebecca !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 14, 2006 19:58:38 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 14, 2006 19:58:38 GMT -5
But most of all Rebecca !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehehe...How could we forget!
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May 14, 2006 20:10:56 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 14, 2006 20:10:56 GMT -5
I don't know how could you preachers forget to reply to two young girl's looking for answers???hmmm They were on the board all night while the "rat trap" was on the lawn. LOL!!! ;D
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May 14, 2006 22:59:17 GMT -5
Post by Miles Lewis on May 14, 2006 22:59:17 GMT -5
Jules and RevK too.
Yeah, I was wondering when people would figure out that the newbie(s) were in fact just mockers. I responded to one post earlier and I looked at a few more and was like "What?!" this is a joke. The Latin signature in one that said "translation: God is Awesome!" I knew was a little strage as I think Lucifer was one of the Latin words.
Yeah, this thread has been cracking me up. Perhaps nothing more than me looking at Morluna's responses and just imagining her thinking "WHAT A TOTAL FUNDI!!! See, these christians are all bigoted nutz!"
monochromatic makes us Christians on this board look real good. Which I find interesting because on campuses we get accused of making Christians look bad... Go figure.
Thanks for laugh. But really, get serious.
Bless your dirty heart,
Miles
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May 15, 2006 5:38:36 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 15, 2006 5:38:36 GMT -5
Mockers come back!!!!!!!!!!!!
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May 15, 2006 8:54:06 GMT -5
Post by Jeffrey Olver on May 15, 2006 8:54:06 GMT -5
...Yeah...after reading about two and a half posts on this thread I knew it was bogus. ...nice try. heh.
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May 15, 2006 11:21:34 GMT -5
Post by Morluna on May 15, 2006 11:21:34 GMT -5
Wow, you guys are awfully quick to judge... what makes you so sure they aren't being sincere? Those girls seemed to really want some advice and you guys are laughing at them... not very Christian of you... I hope they come back, despite your rudeness.
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May 15, 2006 11:30:51 GMT -5
Post by Jeffrey Olver on May 15, 2006 11:30:51 GMT -5
Morluna, You need to be able to make wise judgments and possess sharp discernment, especially when dealing with conversations on the internet.
I would love to give the benefit of the doubt to those posts...but at best they were ludicrous.
If indeed they are sincere, I would HIGHLY suggest that a young person seeking for advice on life, b/fs, kissing, etc (and especially if they are a Christian) should go their parents, youth pastor, pastor or mentor.
NOT the internet - especially NOT message boards or chatrooms.
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