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May 16, 2006 17:34:36 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 16, 2006 17:34:36 GMT -5
And now, i Reply to you unsaved heathens.
She missed the part that explains the divine creator's initials, FSM.
And you, wkufan, haven't surprised me. You remain as ignorant as ever in your heathenistic christian religion.
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I have not said all the other religions are wrong, anymore. Im just saying that all the other religions, except pastafarianism, are wrong. Pastafarianism is the only way to attain salvation. Learn to read and comprehend you unsaved heathen!!!!
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Sorry, sir, I'm one of the few saved people on this forum. This whole forum is full of people like you who blaspheme the one true creator, his holy pastaness. You christians are the true heathens. You have no respect for the fact that he created you! You shun the name human. And you are a moderator. You are the lowest of the low here. I cast a vote to make you the biggest heathen of the board.
I suggest all you saved people here to cast a vote likewise against this angry person who can't accept the fact that he has a true creator, and go make some spaghetti. For it is written man can not live on bread alone but on garlic bread, with pasta. Blessed are the pastamakers, and those who praise his name to the sky!
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May 16, 2006 19:19:54 GMT -5
Post by hopefulheart on May 16, 2006 19:19:54 GMT -5
I didnt write this. But it does satirically get to the points of why religion is wrong. Why is christ believable but FSM is not? Simple answer: they're both equally believable. Replace FSM with Islam or Judaism, and there you go. Infinite hells, for infinite religions, infinite paths, but only infinite true religions. Hmmm.
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May 16, 2006 20:48:39 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 16, 2006 20:48:39 GMT -5
I still think there is hope for you a------biblelover!
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May 16, 2006 21:06:38 GMT -5
Post by orchid on May 16, 2006 21:06:38 GMT -5
I still think there is hope for you a------biblelover! You won't even type the word "atheist"?? Seriously, if you're as sure as you claim to know that God exists, I'm sure it would have no effect on your beliefs...or would it? How would you like it if the word "Christian" was blanked out like a four letter curse word? You people ask for others to respect your beliefs and yet you cannot offer the same simple courtesy to others. The "heathens" migrating to this board are not here to persecute you. They're here to learn about you. All we want is for you to stop hating people so much. So what if they choose to sin? That's their FREE WILL choice. I would expect an all-powerful omnipotent God to be proud of his creation and it's ability to make up it's own mind, not to take pride in it's systematic self destruction. Look at preaching like trying to sell a can of Diet Coke. If I prefer regular Coke over Diet, and you fail to persuade me, odds are that you will never persuade me. I don't see people going around yelling at me and telling me that I'm going to burn forever in the fires of Pepsi and Mountain Dew hell helping to convert me. Try showing the love of God sometime instead of the smug, egotistical hatred that is spewed across this forum.
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May 16, 2006 21:28:18 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 16, 2006 21:28:18 GMT -5
Oh atheistbible burner is a big boy he goes to college and Im sure he will take it all in stride but thanks for sticking up for him. I really like atheistbibleburner even though his posts nausiate me.I still think it's all a front.
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May 16, 2006 22:12:22 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 16, 2006 22:12:22 GMT -5
cervyy, you surprise me. I had thought you had better sense than this. What? I have a sense of humor. And this is tremendously funny and frighteningly truthful.
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May 16, 2006 22:46:32 GMT -5
Post by wanderingtrekker on May 16, 2006 22:46:32 GMT -5
cervyy, you surprise me. I had thought you had better sense than this. What? I have a sense of humor. And this is tremendously funny and frighteningly truthful. REPENT and save your self from the boiling marinara sauce!
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May 16, 2006 22:47:33 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 16, 2006 22:47:33 GMT -5
Rebecca, you get nausiated waaaay to often. You should pray to the FSM for some peptobismol or something >.>. Or see a doctor.
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May 17, 2006 1:20:31 GMT -5
Post by wkufan on May 17, 2006 1:20:31 GMT -5
And you, wkufan, haven't surprised me. You remain as ignorant as ever in your heathenistic christian religion. ______________________________________ This coming from you only confirms how right I've been. Silly child.
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May 17, 2006 1:25:51 GMT -5
Post by wkufan on May 17, 2006 1:25:51 GMT -5
Oh atheistbible burner is a big boy he goes to college and Im sure he will take it all in stride but thanks for sticking up for him. I really like atheistbibleburner even though his posts nausiate me.I still think it's all a front. It boorish and blasphemous. It's obvious he's not learning much in "college". Goes to prove, anymore, you don't need much more intelligence than a snail to get accepted into one. I'm surprised this thread hasn't been pulled as it's an insult to God.
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May 17, 2006 6:28:54 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 17, 2006 6:28:54 GMT -5
WRONG WKUFAN! YOU ARE AN INSULT TO THE FSM! REPENT!
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May 17, 2006 8:41:23 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 17, 2006 8:41:23 GMT -5
Oh atheistbible burner is a big boy he goes to college and Im sure he will take it all in stride but thanks for sticking up for him. I really like atheistbibleburner even though his posts nausiate me.I still think it's all a front. It boorish and blasphemous. It's obvious he's not learning much in "college". Goes to prove, anymore, you don't need much more intelligence than a snail to get accepted into one. I'm surprised this thread hasn't been pulled as it's an insult to God. Did you go to college, or was the intelligence of a rock JUST below the line??
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May 17, 2006 11:41:54 GMT -5
Post by wanderingtrekker on May 17, 2006 11:41:54 GMT -5
"I'm sorry Ms. Gump, but your son falls below minimum scores to be accepted into public schools. You have to have an IQ of at least 80 to attend schools here in Greenbow. I'm afraid your son has only a 75; he's a creationist Ms. Gump."
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May 17, 2006 12:48:57 GMT -5
Post by wkufan on May 17, 2006 12:48:57 GMT -5
It boorish and blasphemous. It's obvious he's not learning much in "college". Goes to prove, anymore, you don't need much more intelligence than a snail to get accepted into one. I'm surprised this thread hasn't been pulled as it's an insult to God. Did you go to college, or was the intelligence of a rock JUST below the line?? I have two degrees, including a Master's...how many do you have?
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May 17, 2006 12:51:16 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 17, 2006 12:51:16 GMT -5
Did you go to college, or was the intelligence of a rock JUST below the line?? I have two degrees, including a Master's...how many do you have? Why I'm working on one right now, thanks for asking! But I've always been amazed who they let into college in the U.S. They need a much better system.
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May 17, 2006 13:57:24 GMT -5
Post by rebecca01 on May 17, 2006 13:57:24 GMT -5
My husband just got his associates degree.Im so glad that's over with!!! All of that Greek mythology made me sick to my stomach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
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May 17, 2006 16:20:12 GMT -5
Post by wkufan on May 17, 2006 16:20:12 GMT -5
I have two degrees, including a Master's...how many do you have? Why I'm working on one right now You're not working hard enough. You're a great testimony to this fact. Perhaps you can be the poster child.
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May 17, 2006 16:28:10 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 17, 2006 16:28:10 GMT -5
Why I'm working on one right now You're not working hard enough. You're a great testimony to this fact. Perhaps you can be the poster child. Are you judging me?? Oh heavens, I'm agraid I'm going to disagree. I'm not on the President's List for two years in a row for nothin! Now, lemme retort with daytime talkshow's favorite comeback ... "b*tch, you don't KNOW ME!!" ;D ;D
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May 17, 2006 16:53:19 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 17, 2006 16:53:19 GMT -5
Cervyy, he is an unsaved heathen. Don't even honor him with your righteous words!
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May 17, 2006 20:52:57 GMT -5
Post by orchid on May 17, 2006 20:52:57 GMT -5
Going to college doesn't make you smart. Bowing to the FSM does. Prepare for the day of his spicy meatball wrath!
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May 17, 2006 21:09:57 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 17, 2006 21:09:57 GMT -5
Now, lemme retort with daytime talkshow's favorite comeback ... "b*tch, you don't KNOW ME!!" ;D ;D Watch you language young man, there are ladies present. ;D
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May 17, 2006 23:06:29 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 17, 2006 23:06:29 GMT -5
I think we can all agree that Wkufan is an unsaved heathen.
All against this motion for classification, please say, " I am a christian unbeliever, and will boil in hell for all of eternity."
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May 18, 2006 10:18:40 GMT -5
Post by cervyy on May 18, 2006 10:18:40 GMT -5
Now, lemme retort with daytime talkshow's favorite comeback ... "b*tch, you don't KNOW ME!!" ;D ;D Watch you language young man, there are ladies present. ;D but said expression is usualy shouted by ladies!!
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May 18, 2006 14:26:49 GMT -5
Post by ejuliot on May 18, 2006 14:26:49 GMT -5
Watch you language young man, there are ladies present. ;D but said expression is usualy shouted by ladies!! Any female who would speak like that is not a lady.
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pacp
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Put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ and make no provision for the flesh, to fulfil the lusts thereof.
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May 18, 2006 15:18:33 GMT -5
Post by pacp on May 18, 2006 15:18:33 GMT -5
Now, lemme retort with daytime talkshow's favorite comeback ... "b*tch, you don't KNOW ME!!" ;D ;D Watch you language young man, there are ladies present. ;D See its real/Godly women they have no tolerance for. I guess it would only be sexism or anti-fen ism if they were speaking to one of their "empowered" types.
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May 18, 2006 19:17:02 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 18, 2006 19:17:02 GMT -5
Wtf? Who are you talking to? Who are "they"?
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May 18, 2006 19:37:25 GMT -5
Post by pacp on May 18, 2006 19:37:25 GMT -5
Wtf? Who are you talking to? Who are "they"? All you enlightened illuminated minds out there. You know the progressives....
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May 18, 2006 20:53:12 GMT -5
Post by atheistbibleburner on May 18, 2006 20:53:12 GMT -5
Oh, the saved ones. No, in our gospel, it says in the eight id really rather you didn'ts: man= people woman= people They are equal, except, He has given women fashion, and some men who know the difference between fuschia and teal.
No, our book teaches equality. Your book teaches segregation, which was demonstrated until the women's rights movement.
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May 18, 2006 21:05:00 GMT -5
Post by pacp on May 18, 2006 21:05:00 GMT -5
Oh, the saved ones. No, in our gospel, it says in the eight id really rather you didn'ts: man= people woman= people They are equal, except, He has given women fashion, and some men who know the difference between fuschia and teal. No, our book teaches equality. Your book teaches segregation, which was demonstrated until the women's rights movement. So your just like Aliester Crowley then...
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May 18, 2006 23:34:23 GMT -5
Post by wanderingtrekker on May 18, 2006 23:34:23 GMT -5
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal.
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