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Post by messengermicah on May 1, 2006 23:13:03 GMT -5
Who do you guys think is the biggest heathen on the board?
Morluna?
Valentine?
wanderingtrekker?
hopefulheart?
Anyone else I forgot to mention please don't feel discriminated against. I am not playing favorites it is just that right now I don't remember anyone else.
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Post by Morluna on May 1, 2006 23:24:37 GMT -5
... I am seriously about to leave and say to hell with all of you.
How dare you?
This is the most degrading thing I have ever seen on this board.
How insulting.
How INTENTIONALLY and HEARTLESSLY insulting.
I am beyond offended.
Do you see us making cute little threads in the World Views forum asking who's the biggest stupid fundie? NO. Because we are more mature than you.
Ugh, a part of me wants to laugh at this but the other part of me knows you are honestly serious and that makes me angry.
You sicken me.
[EDIT] OKAY. FINE. I'll play your little game.
VOTE FOR MORLUNA! BIGGEST HEATHEN IN 2006!!!!
303 sin-filled posts and counting!
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Post by valentine on May 1, 2006 23:27:55 GMT -5
.....
BEST. THREAD. EVER.
Oooo, can we make a poll? Please?? Are we allowed to argue our case as to why we should win? Better yet: can we campaign? I elect Biblethumper as my campaign manager if he is willing: he seems to be incredibly convinced of my irrevocable sinfulness!
What is the prize for winning? Can I get a box seat in hell for this? Please, please, pretty please?
Morluna, Trekker, Hopeful: You guys are going DOWN. It's ON.
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Post by Morluna on May 1, 2006 23:31:10 GMT -5
Pft, whatever. I don't even find this funny. This is a personal attack on us as people...
You guys have your fun, I'm going to read a book... and you can be sure it's NOT the bible.
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Post by messengermicah on May 1, 2006 23:33:34 GMT -5
That's the spirit Valentine!
I am really disappointed in you Morluna! You have really worked hard on this board to perhaps win this contest.
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Post by hopefulheart on May 1, 2006 23:35:36 GMT -5
Oh wow, I finally get remembered and incorporated in with the rest of the 'heathens'.
Do I get bonus points for being the first of us to sign up and post?
Though Trekker pointed me to here, so I guess he gets bonus points, too
Edit: Although, I don't think that this is really Christian-like.
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Post by valentine on May 1, 2006 23:45:46 GMT -5
Edit: Although, I don't think that this is really Christian-like. As I am not, nor have I ever been, nor do I wish to be a Christian, it matters not to me! (Though yes, it might be a wee problem for those who claim themselves to be.) Thumper, can we get together and make posters? VALLY FOR HEAD HEATHEN, 2006!!![/i][/u]
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Post by Morluna on May 1, 2006 23:47:38 GMT -5
That's the spirit Valentine! I am really disappointed in you Morluna! You have really worked hard on this board to perhaps win this contest. I usually laugh things like this off, but I'm beyond annoyed. What is Christian about what you are doing? You are the ultimate hypocrite! You have condemned us utterly. You are showing nothing but hate for us, there is no love in this thread. I think you'll enjoy my campanion thread, "the biggest bigot." You just might win!
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Post by hopefulheart on May 2, 2006 0:23:51 GMT -5
Actually, I'm going to withdraw from the race.
Definitions of Heathen from dictionary.com:
-One who adheres to the religion of a people or nation that does not acknowledge the God of Judaism, Christianity, or Islam. --Such persons considered as a group; the unconverted.
-One who is regarded as irreligious, uncivilized, or unenlightened. --Such persons considered as a group.
Those definitions don't apply to me, so all better *adds bandage*
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Post by Morluna on May 2, 2006 0:27:44 GMT -5
Haha, I wouldn't say it applies to me either... but I'm also not a heretic... and Evan enjoys throwing that term around. Whatever, they consider a heathen anyone who's not a cookie cutter version of themselves.
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Post by wanderingtrekker on May 2, 2006 0:36:44 GMT -5
I think Jesse is the biggest heathen. He doesn't seem to obey the qualifications I have always associated with Christians, and he is most definitely, the least Jesus-like.
After that, I'd have to vote for Biblethumper.
I suppose you guys will probably take it as a compliment that I think you're heathens.
Is this love Micah? Are you really weeping for us?
Does this show compassion?
To think you have the nerve to tell us to repent.
REPENT!
And grow up too.
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Post by Morluna on May 2, 2006 0:40:23 GMT -5
Trekker do you want a banner for your campaign? Lol.
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Post by sean on May 2, 2006 0:55:07 GMT -5
Morluna,
What does your sign say that you are holding in the picture?
~sean
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Post by Morluna on May 2, 2006 1:06:26 GMT -5
Hi Sean: It says, "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites who like to pray in the street to be seen by men. -- Matthew 6:5"
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Post by wanderingtrekker on May 2, 2006 1:14:42 GMT -5
Trekker do you want a banner for your campaign? Lol. No. I am not running. Jesus was quoted as saying that the first shall be last, and the last first. I will not add fuel to this fire. If questioning and reasoning makes me a heathen, then so be it. If refusing to be intolerant makes be a heathen, then so be it. If loving my neighbor unconditionally makes me a heathen, then so be it. If searching for a truth greater than what fundamentalism can give makes me a heathen, then so be it. If condemning a dogma that harms people makes me a heathen, then so be it. If breaking bread with Buddhist monks and lesbians makes me a heathen, then so be it. If supporting peace makes me a heathen, then so be it. If venturing the question that asks if our economic system is really equitable makes me a heathen, then so be it. If questioning our leadership makes me a heathen, then so be it. If having the courage to be makes me a heathen, then so be it. If standing up for the rights of the oppressed--the least among us--makes me a heathen, then so be it. If believing that God is Love makes me a heathen, then so be it. If having compassion for the conditions of my fellow brothers and sisters in humanity makes me a heathen, then so be it. If it is these things that make me a heathen, then dub me as such, I will accept the title willingly, but I need not campaign for it.If I can be righteous by having blind faith, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous only through prejudice, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by shunning my neighbor, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by closing my eyes to the truth, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by blindly obeying a dogma that harms people, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by excluding all other takes on God and spirituality, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by warmongering, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by supporting, unconditionally, the brutal free market, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by supporting authoritarianism just because it has power, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by pretending to be someone I am not, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by ignoring the cries of the hungry, by refusing water to the thirsty, and by not giving clothes to the naked, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by name-calling, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by hardening my heart to other human beings, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by worshipping a god of wrath and revenge, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by hurling insults, then I will not be righteous. If I can be righteous by spreading a message of hate, then I will not be righteous. If this is what it means to be righteous, then I am appaled that anyone would want to be called righteous. If this is what it means to be righteous, then I am glad to be called a heathen. If this is what it means to be righteous, then I find myself in good company. I find myself categorized with other heathens like Ghandi and Martin Luther King. I find myself with heathens like Mother Theresa and Jesus of Nazareth. If saying these things d@mns me to hell, then I would rather be there than in the place where the righteous people go. REPENT!
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Post by Morluna on May 2, 2006 1:30:28 GMT -5
Well said, Trekker! ^_^
I've decided to play along with their stupid game... but honestly... I am NOT amused. How dare they judge... how dare they condemn in an act of hate... that is what this whole "biggest heathen" thing is... hatred. Ugh, you know what.. you're right. I'm too disgusted to play this game. Sorry Vally, you have fun. I'll be going now.
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Post by hopefulheart on May 2, 2006 1:34:35 GMT -5
Amen!
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Post by biblethumper on May 2, 2006 6:52:44 GMT -5
Edit: Although, I don't think that this is really Christian-like. As I am not, nor have I ever been, nor do I wish to be a Christian, it matters not to me! (Though yes, it might be a wee problem for those who claim themselves to be.) Thumper, can we get together and make posters? VALLY FOR HEAD HEATHEN, 2006!!![/i][/u][/quote] Posters, Vally? Sure! Sounds like fun! God says: Be My Valentine; Repent
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Post by messengermicah on May 2, 2006 11:03:56 GMT -5
Don't forget these heathens:
dmclayton (he may win the prize in my opinion)
jobafunky
atheistbibleburner
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Post by biblethumper on May 2, 2006 11:08:37 GMT -5
Since I'm voted (so far) the biggest bigot, then all you heathens are .....heathens!
I am male; hear me roarrrrr
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Post by wanderingtrekker on May 2, 2006 11:13:15 GMT -5
Since I'm voted (so far) the biggest bigot, then all you heathens are .....heathens! I am male; hear me roarrrrr You gonna tell us how big your "noodley apendage" is next? REPENT!
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Post by biblethumper on May 2, 2006 11:17:02 GMT -5
Trekky, you need to find a hobby or something constructive to do with your time...your disgusting comments are just that; disgusting.
Apparently, it would appear you need a lesson in "Morality 101"
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Post by wanderingtrekker on May 2, 2006 11:52:01 GMT -5
I was actually referring to the "Flying Spaghetti Monster." You should wikipedia it. I favor him as the universal law giver. It's just like the macho man that you are to assume that I was referring to your equipment.
I am heathen, watch me love!
REPENT!
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Post by biblethumper on May 2, 2006 12:55:07 GMT -5
I'm not a "Macho Man"!
I'm an ice cream man.
I love ice cream.
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Post by Miles Lewis on May 2, 2006 13:06:18 GMT -5
I don't know what to think about this thread...
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Post by biblethumper on May 2, 2006 13:08:10 GMT -5
me neither... hence the ice cream comment.
I'm sticking to vanilla, because anything else is just yukky.
Note to self: biggest heathen? that's just stupid.every heathen is the "biggest heathen" just like a Christian is a Christian. duh
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Post by Miles Lewis on May 2, 2006 13:13:58 GMT -5
I think I'm going to make a poll to see if anyone wants me delete all these silly threads...
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Post by valentine on May 2, 2006 13:21:06 GMT -5
I think I'm going to make a poll to see if anyone wants me delete all these silly threads... Just remember who started it, Miles. I think you should take this up with Micah. Real nice behavior for a mod, isn't it? I'm a mod myself elsewhere, and I can tell you I'd be stripped of my responsibilities faster than you can say "REPENT" if I did something like this. You have the "believers" to thank for this one, hun.
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Post by messengermicah on May 2, 2006 13:40:20 GMT -5
Yes I started it. I won't be offended if Miles deletes them.
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Post by wanderingtrekker on May 2, 2006 13:40:30 GMT -5
me neither... hence the ice cream comment. I'm sticking to vanilla, because anything else is just yukky. Note to self: biggest heathen? that's just stupid.every heathen is the "biggest heathen" just like a Christian is a Christian. duh Bambi, if you don't know what to think, just keep your mouth shut. How about that? I can post random comments too, but I restrain myself. In my German class this semester, there was a guy who would raise his hand when the professor asked a question and say "I don't know." If you don't no the answer, don't pipe up with some random response.
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