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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 17, 2006 22:23:15 GMT -5
Either we accept the sacrifice of Jesus for our sins, or we will pay the punishment for our own! We either put our trust in Jesus sheading his blood for our sins, or we will lose our own blood!
(Let's get some more one-liners about Jesus and the cross)
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 18, 2006 23:53:09 GMT -5
"If you abuse grace, you lose grace." John Fletcher
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Post by josh on Aug 19, 2006 1:12:08 GMT -5
If someone gives me the finger
"Thats right, Jesus is number one! God should be first in our life, but people put things before their creator and bow down to idols, instead of worshiping the one who placed the stars in the Heaven, and calls them by name."
When someone yells: "The Bible is full of mistakes"
"I agree the Bible is full of mistakes, it shows mistakes that Adam made, that Daivd made, that Peter, and Paul made, and that mistake is to sin against God. But it also shows the one who made no mistakes, and never sinned once. It shows who Jesus is, and how He can save you from your sins"
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 19, 2006 18:46:57 GMT -5
GENTLEMEN CLUBS
In America today we have what are called, "Gentlemen clubs". These are not gentlemen clubs! Going to them do not make you a gentlemen. They are putting a positive swing on a negative thing. They should change the name to be what I want it to be. They should change the name to dirty pervert club! That's more fitting. That's more realistic.
ADULT SHOPS/FILMS
In America today we have what are called adult films. There is nothing adult about it. They try to make you feel special by saying it's a privledge you have now that you are an adult. They are putting a positive swing on a negative thing. It's not an adult film, or an adult shop. They forgot three little letters: E R Y. Which spells ADULTery! That's what they are. Adultery films and Adultery shops!
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Post by evanschaible on Aug 21, 2006 15:29:09 GMT -5
(Another Venyah classic)
"There's a spot for you in hell, it is called pervert zone"
(Yes he is saved....just to avoid arguments ;D )
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Post by evanschaible on Aug 21, 2006 15:36:28 GMT -5
Your going straight to hell unless you put off your sin, and put on Jesus Christ.
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Post by Miles Lewis on Aug 22, 2006 19:59:39 GMT -5
To a homosexual who says they were born that way...
"Even if you think you were born that way, Jesus said 'You must be born again.'"
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Post by Kerrigan on Aug 22, 2006 20:05:29 GMT -5
To a homosexual who says they were born that way... "Even if you think you were born that way, Jesus said 'You must be born again.'" I like that one Miles...it has a little humor behind it. I can imagine you saying it with that little smirk on your face...
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Post by Miles Lewis on Aug 22, 2006 22:55:28 GMT -5
I know the smirk you're talking about... the one almost permanently attached to my face I always thought of this as a more sober and serious statement though. A friend of mine had this on a sign on the National Day of Silence in front of a high school where we passed out literature. We passed out "What the Bible Really Says About Homosexuality" and a tract that is a man's testimony, "I was gay." Now the guy is married and has three kids.
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 22, 2006 23:12:09 GMT -5
"You must either kill your sin or your sin will kill you!"
"You are either a son of God or a son of the devil. You are either a servant of the Lord or a servant of satan"
When a student says: "Homosexuals are born that way, science has proven it!"
I've thought of responding with, "You mean, science has actually proven that homosexuality is a birth defect?"
This is meant to be a bit humorous. The point is, it doesn't matter what a scientist or what a student or what a homosexual has to say about homosexuality, what God has says still stands - that's it's abominable!
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Post by Josh Parsley on Aug 25, 2006 19:30:45 GMT -5
Math lesson!! F2 (squared) = F2. Forsake your sin and Flee to Jesus equals Forgiveness of sin and Fellowship with Him!
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Aug 31, 2006 20:19:04 GMT -5
"The only difference between you and Hitler is that he's in hell, your on your way there." Holy Hubert
One the crowd roared at today is, "I used to cuss...like...a rapper!"
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Post by jonathanhulewicz on Sept 2, 2006 4:24:21 GMT -5
'There are a million roads into hell, but not one road out' - Leonard Ravenhill
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Post by gloworm on Sept 7, 2006 18:41:48 GMT -5
One liners:
If you are inside the church for the first time before the church doors are opened it is too late-your funeral.
Gloria Garcia
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Post by evanschaible on Sept 12, 2006 19:56:49 GMT -5
(To the Roman Catholic sodomite)
"If you are a Roman Catholic AND a homosexual then where do you go when you die........PERVatory?"
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Post by dale on Sept 13, 2006 14:26:05 GMT -5
I still like Josh's quote to me about you need to get THE LIFE!
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Post by Josh Parsley on Sept 13, 2006 22:06:05 GMT -5
That's right Dale, you need to get The Life.
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Sept 13, 2006 22:49:09 GMT -5
A few times while preaching someone will say, "GET A LIFE!"
I typically yell back, "GET ETERNAL LIFE!!"
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Post by Jesse Morrell on Sept 13, 2006 23:09:06 GMT -5
ETERNITY"In hell, it's just eternity of burning forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever!" Followed up with,"When you come to Christ, you recieve eternal life. Do you know how long eternal life is? Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever!" You can watch this in action at:www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMmMRwUrYgc
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Post by dale on Sept 15, 2006 13:55:08 GMT -5
I still favor Josh's you need to get THE LIFE.
I would have that put ona tshirt but people might see me wearing it and think Im a streetpreacher.
I'm telling you, people, go with this one. On someone less "difficult" than me, it might even get their attention.
But then, maybe not.
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Post by cervyy on Sept 15, 2006 16:02:51 GMT -5
Okay, what was the one response to "heatens" saying "gays are born that way"? Not the you still need to be born again one, but the birth defect one? Isn't the comeback "So God made birthdefects?" Something like that??
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Post by dale on Sept 17, 2006 9:40:15 GMT -5
Aw, just go out and get THE LIFE, ChervyY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by cervyy on Sept 17, 2006 13:02:03 GMT -5
I posted what I did because I wanted to inquire about God making birth defects. 'Cause, hello, he did. And along those lines, he made people different from each other. "Birth defects" are only in the eye of the beholder. And these beholders are HUMAN, who can err.
It's also a "birth defect" that I was born with curly hair. And that my hair NATURALLY turned from WHITE, to blonde, to strawberry blonde, to brunette to dark brown, all throrugh the course of my life.
I also was born with a bad kneww (so was my sis) and a bad back sometimes. Those are defects too. You would only ever consider it a defect if you didn't like it.
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Post by dale on Sept 17, 2006 14:32:38 GMT -5
Gives me a new idea that this Warriors For Christ Traveling Road Show could do, if you and I would be willing to release our images for them.
Thay can get tshirts that say
Do you want these people to be your neighbors in Hell!!!!!!!!
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Post by dale on Sept 19, 2006 19:09:25 GMT -5
I saw a good one today. Jesus...tougher than nails. I am NOT making this up
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Post by eric on Sept 19, 2006 20:06:01 GMT -5
I saw a good one today. Jesus...tougher than nails. I am NOT making this up Yeah that's a country song.
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Post by dale on Sept 20, 2006 12:48:18 GMT -5
You have to be joking.
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Post by eric on Sept 20, 2006 16:40:12 GMT -5
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Post by Josh Parsley on Sept 26, 2006 17:01:11 GMT -5
"Dear friends, until Moses comes down with two stone tablets from Brokeback Mountain saying we've changed the rules, let's keep it like it is."
-Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (regarding homosexual "marriages")
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Post by cervyy on Sept 26, 2006 17:59:57 GMT -5
"Dear friends, until Moses comes down with two stone tablets from Brokeback Mountain saying we've changed the rules, let's keep it like it is." -Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee (regarding homosexual "marriages") Just goes to show the disrespect some gov't officials have for the Consitution! And the fact you endorse it is awful. WHat about the toher religions who don't believe in Moses?? Huh??
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